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Dude, you think YOU have girl problems?

I just found out today when me and the girlfriend went to the maternity clinic that sex is now strictly off limits, no form of sex whatsoever. looks like her cervix is weakening, and doin the deed could send her in premature labor. so i got 2 months before the baby is due. then another month untill she is gonna be able to have sex again.

so i aint gettin laid for 3 months......
:crbaby:

That sucks dude. Not having a girl or getting the sex sucks, but having a girl and not still not getting the sex sucks so much worse. I don't suppose you could talk your woman into alternative methods.

I dunno. The doc said absolutly no sexual contact, any stimulation could cause more problems. the issue isnt so much as me poking her, rather than how her body acts when aroused.

so basically, everything is off the table. :shakeno:

Well that sucks man. Good luck with the next 3 months, your gonna need it.

I have an idea,turn her around:boink:

+1

jack since you can't have any sex for a few months you better make sure you tell the doctor you want the daddy stitch! Then it will be worth the 3 month wait. ha ha ha.

You could always go to a massage place and get a rub-n-tug or knobnoster for $50. ha ha ha

Plus badfish can't miss what he's never had! ha ha ha....sorry badfish

:ohsnap:

LOL, You will basically have to take matters in your own hand.. I have a picture of my hand in my wallet. Wait till your married with children for a a few years. Sex is like a vacation.. :boink:

Must say you guys suck at getting chicks. I ignore the **** out of girls, push them around, they call me an asshole yet they still fall all over me.

You need to grow up young man, drinking, smoking pot. etc. will get you nothing but misery later in life, do you want to work at your local Wal-Mart for the rest of your life?
Set your sites a little higher and try to find a girl who has her s h i t together, one of you has got to, or you will pay a price that I think you can't afford to pay.

Thats funny.:breakdancesmilie:

Yeah badfish, you dont want to end up like me!
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ha ha ha.....preach on brotha! I love it.

actually, this part i disagree with. Dont bother, yer not gonna marry any of the girls you meet in the next few years so go ahead and go dumpster diving,

once you are a bit older and have a few more notches on the belt yer gonna have a better idea of what you are looking for. But for now, it doesent really matter, as long as you dont let them pull you down.

Have some fun, but realize NONE of these girls are the right girl, even though each one will feel like it.

and STAY AWAY FROM THE METH ADDICTS for the LOVE OF GOD do NOT **** girls that are into crystal, they will suck you on that shit and you will be sittin there like a bad dave chapelle sketch in no time.

LOL LOL LOL

yeah its not like he isnt already high on weed....:kekekegay:

lol.









aaanyway..shes not a stoner, shes not an alcoholic..neither am i...we're graduationg HS going to college...its all in good fun. and pile driver..you're stupid. you assume that because i drink and smoke, means i dont have good grades, and havent already got accepted into a college. great assesment. but uh yeah for now this girl is the shit..i like her for so many reasons.

here's a pic i guess...

http://a678.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...45006677_l.jpg

lol... looks like she is having a nice april 20th

yeah. damnit >.< thats not really her look tho^ that hat is retarded. only pic i got...ill see if i can get some of me n her :)

i dont wanna see a pic of you in her, woudnt that be child porn?

lol

nope. she's 18 :)

18 in..3 years?

That girl looks like a girl.

lol