Yo Machnjo!

01-08-2007, 01:03 PM

Hey man. Whats up, you out there shooting birds again or what?

jjtgiants · 01-08-2007, 01:32 PM

Free post!

01-08-2007, 01:39 PM

Get outta here ya dick!

hear about the birds in austin? all dying and stuff.

jjtgiants · 01-08-2007, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

Get outta here ya dick!

hear about the birds in austin? all dying and stuff.

ha ha ha...huh? Birds dying in Austin?

01-08-2007, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by jjtgiants

ha ha ha...huh? Birds dying in Austin?

Yah it is on the news. i guess that birds just keep falling out of the sky dead.

jjtgiants · 01-08-2007, 04:04 PM

Oh ok I just saw the story in USA Today. Weird.....I bet some fat chick farted and it killed all of the birds

machnjo · 01-08-2007, 07:55 PM

Yeah, its pretty weird, they've had downtown Austin shut down for most of the day. Dozens of birds have just dropped dead, no explanation given for that yet that I've heard. I live a couple miles west of downtown just south of Townlake, so I'm hoping its nothing in the air lol.

machnjo · 01-08-2007, 08:14 PM

Just watched a news clip of the dead birds. They are thinking someone illegally sprayed them instead of using bird traps. There's alot of construction going on in the downtown area and they can be a nuisance. Contractors are allowed to use net traps and then release them somewhere else, but its possible someone may have used a type of bird nerve gas. Austin is a no kill zone bird sanctuary, so thats F'd up.

Slither · 01-08-2007, 08:28 PM

Jack shouldnt you be worried about getting pushed off the road by snow and not some wittle birdies.

01-08-2007, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by machnjo

Just watched a news clip of the dead birds. They are thinking someone illegally sprayed them instead of using bird traps. There's alot of construction going on in the downtown area and they can be a nuisance. Contractors are allowed to use net traps and then release them somewhere else, but its possible someone may have used a type of bird nerve gas. Austin is a no kill zone bird sanctuary, so thats F'd up.

To bad you cant spray the hostile transients. lol

01-08-2007, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Slither

Jack shouldnt you be worried about getting pushed off the road by snow and not some wittle birdies.

Shit dude tell me about it.

on the freakin highway going 75. No ice on the street for a while then next thing you know im packed snow..

EDIT this is in my 84 civic

Anyways, im cruising around and hit the passing lane im going about 55 slowly passing the other guy when i see this barny purple Acura MDX come barreling up behind me and starts riding my ass.

Now, im ok at that speed 55 aint too much, but im in a 2 wheel drive. DRIVING 55mph ON PACKED SNOW This BITCH in her Ackwhorea MDX is all riding my ass about 10 feet back tops. I get past the other guy and merge into his lane, she romps that shit and pulls one of those "almost hit ya" type passes. She is on her ****ing cellphone yappying her nut holder and not paying attention.

she passes me, merges in my lane barrels up to somone else, and does the same thing.

that bitch is gonna find her MDX in a ditch if she doesent learn how to drive.

4 wheel drive does NOT mean INVINCIBLE ON ICE. if i would have lost control her ass would have been toast. Gotta keep in mind other people might not have 4 wheel drive.

funny thing here in colorado. for every 2 wheel drive sedan i see that went into a ditch or just got stuck, i see about 10 SUV's that are on thier backs with a dazed and confused owner.

4wheel is better on snow, but it gives these ****ing morons this false sence of invincivility.

So yeah,. i aint worried about birds. Not worried about snow. Im worried about these rotten soccermom sluts who had some rich asshole knock them up and buy them the biggest ****ing SUV they can find without ever checking to see if the pea brained bitch even knows how to drive.

lol

Badfish · 01-08-2007, 09:18 PM

4wd doesnt do shit on ice..it helps a little...but not enough

and yes, people are ****ING RETARDS when it comes to driving in snow. it seems like every one ****ing forgets the rules of the road and drives like a ****ing douche bag..just cus theres white shit on the ground...and ice....dont even get me started on that shit

01-08-2007, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Badfish

....dont even get me started on that shit

Oh no. Please. Start. Feel free, this was my thread so go for it!

I really want to know that im not the only one who hates these MEGA SUV SOCCER MOM SLUTS

they probably kill 5 ****ing people a year and dont even know it cause they were on thier cellphone.

Badfish · 01-08-2007, 09:22 PM

they should have a winter driving test...if you can drive normally on ice and snow, you cant drive when its on the ground

Slither · 01-08-2007, 09:23 PM

rotten soccermom sluts FTW

machnjo · 01-09-2007, 04:48 PM

We get an ice storm here in Austin once every couple of years. The last bad one was in 2005 I think. In one day, we had over 400+ F***ing moron related driver accidents.

red281gt · 01-10-2007, 07:11 AM

people here in northern va people dont even know how to drive in rain, let alone snow or ice. People that drive here are so ****ing stupid it pisses me off. around here people done even know what a turn signal is. and on Rt 1. they think 45mph is really 30, another thing that these regeratated cum-bubbles do is they like to cut you off even if there isnt enough room for them to come over. sometimes i just wish i had a figgin tank gun or something just to blow these MFers outta here. but yeah here the list is endless from women putting on the make up from some jack hole breaking constantly with no one in front of them, or some ****hole with there cell phone glued to their head. Ugh!!

GREG@SN95 · 01-10-2007, 08:34 AM

WHAT?

People drive like inbred retards year long... snow, rain, ice, you name it...

People are ****ing stupid... especially dumb rich soccer mom slut and their rich bastard NYer husbands...

**** em all

jjtgiants · 01-10-2007, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GREG@SN95

WHAT?

People drive like inbred retards year long... snow, rain, ice, you name it...

People are ****ing stupid... especially dumb rich soccer mom slut and their rich bastard NYer husbands...

**** em all

Did you wake up on the wrong side of the barn today?? ha ha ha....Your right though, people drive like crap all year.

01-08-2007, 01:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jack The Ripper Posts: n/a	Yo Machnjo! Hey man. Whats up, you out there shooting birds again or what?

01-08-2007, 07:55 PM	#7 (permalink)
machnjo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 1,086	Yeah, its pretty weird, they've had downtown Austin shut down for most of the day. Dozens of birds have just dropped dead, no explanation given for that yet that I've heard. I live a couple miles west of downtown just south of Townlake, so I'm hoping its nothing in the air lol. __________________ 2004 Screaming Yellow Mach 1 (5spd) 2002 Mineral Grey GT (auto, DD) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2534038/1 Sig courtesy of wnracing

01-08-2007, 08:14 PM	#8 (permalink)
machnjo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 1,086	Just watched a news clip of the dead birds. They are thinking someone illegally sprayed them instead of using bird traps. There's alot of construction going on in the downtown area and they can be a nuisance. Contractors are allowed to use net traps and then release them somewhere else, but its possible someone may have used a type of bird nerve gas. Austin is a no kill zone bird sanctuary, so thats F'd up. __________________ 2004 Screaming Yellow Mach 1 (5spd) 2002 Mineral Grey GT (auto, DD) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2534038/1 Sig courtesy of wnracing

01-08-2007, 08:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
Slither Elmo Rocks my Socks Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,157	Jack shouldnt you be worried about getting pushed off the road by snow and not some wittle birdies. __________________ SilverMustangs.com Website & Registry

01-08-2007, 09:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8,895	4wd doesnt do shit on ice..it helps a little...but not enough and yes, people are **ING RETARDS when it comes to driving in snow. it seems like every one ing forgets the rules of the road and drives like a **ing douche bag..just cus theres white shit on the ground...and ice....dont even get me started on that shit __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

01-08-2007, 01:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,762	Free post!

01-08-2007, 01:39 PM	#3 (permalink)
Jack The Ripper Posts: n/a	Get outta here ya dick! hear about the birds in austin? all dying and stuff.

01-08-2007, 04:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,762	Oh ok I just saw the story in USA Today. Weird.....I bet some fat chick farted and it killed all of the birds

01-08-2007, 09:22 PM	#14 (permalink)
Badfish Listen to reggae. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Colorado Springs, CO Posts: 8,895	they should have a winter driving test...if you can drive normally on ice and snow, you cant drive when its on the ground __________________ '04 2.3l Evo '86 GSXR 750

01-08-2007, 09:23 PM	#15 (permalink)
Slither Elmo Rocks my Socks Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 2,157	rotten soccermom sluts FTW __________________ SilverMustangs.com Website & Registry

01-09-2007, 04:48 PM	#16 (permalink)
machnjo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Austin, Texas Posts: 1,086	We get an ice storm here in Austin once every couple of years. The last bad one was in 2005 I think. In one day, we had over 400+ F***ing moron related driver accidents. __________________ 2004 Screaming Yellow Mach 1 (5spd) 2002 Mineral Grey GT (auto, DD) http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2534038/1 Sig courtesy of wnracing

01-10-2007, 07:11 AM	#17 (permalink)
red281gt Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Alexandria VA Posts: 545	people here in northern va people dont even know how to drive in rain, let alone snow or ice. People that drive here are so **ing stupid it pisses me off. around here people done even know what a turn signal is. and on Rt 1. they think 45mph is really 30, another thing that these regeratated cum-bubbles do is they like to cut you off even if there isnt enough room for them to come over. sometimes i just wish i had a figgin tank gun or something just to blow these MFers outta here. but yeah here the list is endless from women putting on the make up from some jack hole breaking constantly with no one in front of them, or some **hole with there cell phone glued to their head. Ugh!! __________________ Matt Brooks Sig by me!

01-10-2007, 08:34 AM	#18 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	WHAT? People drive like inbred retards year long... snow, rain, ice, you name it... People are **ing stupid... especially dumb rich soccer mom slut and their rich bastard NYer husbands... ** em all

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