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12-12-2006, 08:09 PM
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12-12-2006, 08:11 PM
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It was at that time a beautiful Buxom blonde walks directly up to danny looks him square in the eye, and then says to him "....
#11
12-12-2006, 08:14 PM
you are the queerest looking sissyboy ive ever seen in the entire history of the universe. your mustang is also equally ugly.
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12-12-2006, 09:05 PM
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All the sand in his vagina had rubs him raw and given him an infection that now reached his brown eye. The prognosis was......
#16
12-12-2006, 09:08 PM
5th degree extreme gayness at its latest stage. The only way to heal him would be to..........
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12-13-2006, 04:34 PM
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DannyB was taking it in the butt when badfish walked into the crackhouse bedroom naked.
After jon walked in, danny called him a jerk for being late. Then asked john to hook him up with a ride to....
Six flags great america so he could make it to "Gay Pride Day" at Six flags! He exclaimed how excited he was to get a big roasted Turkey Leg and ride the water rides naked with his butt in the air.
Unfortunatly this naked negligence to his own safety and the added mix of his macreme short shorts led to a wicked bout of chaffing, but thank god jon was there to help danny put the ointment in hard to reach spots, you know, like his back!
It was at that time a beautiful Buxom blonde walks directly up to danny looks him square in the eye, and then says to him you are the queerest looking sissyboy ive ever seen in the entire history of the universe. your mustang is also equally ugly
that girl was named STANGGURL
And Danny cried because he got so brutally burned, and said "F You all" And danny's bum was burning and bleeding and hurt real bad. so he went to the ER for an x-ray which found that all the sand in his vagina had rubs him raw and given him an infection that now reached his brown eye.
The prognosis was 5th degree extreme gayness at its latest stage. The only way to heal him would be to go see Jack the Ripper for some classes on how not to act like a total *** and how to act like a man, alas, jack found that the gayness was far too severe and suggested
After jon walked in, danny called him a jerk for being late. Then asked john to hook him up with a ride to....
Six flags great america so he could make it to "Gay Pride Day" at Six flags! He exclaimed how excited he was to get a big roasted Turkey Leg and ride the water rides naked with his butt in the air.
Unfortunatly this naked negligence to his own safety and the added mix of his macreme short shorts led to a wicked bout of chaffing, but thank god jon was there to help danny put the ointment in hard to reach spots, you know, like his back!
It was at that time a beautiful Buxom blonde walks directly up to danny looks him square in the eye, and then says to him you are the queerest looking sissyboy ive ever seen in the entire history of the universe. your mustang is also equally ugly
that girl was named STANGGURL
And Danny cried because he got so brutally burned, and said "F You all" And danny's bum was burning and bleeding and hurt real bad. so he went to the ER for an x-ray which found that all the sand in his vagina had rubs him raw and given him an infection that now reached his brown eye.
The prognosis was 5th degree extreme gayness at its latest stage. The only way to heal him would be to go see Jack the Ripper for some classes on how not to act like a total *** and how to act like a man, alas, jack found that the gayness was far too severe and suggested
#20
12-13-2006, 06:14 PM
that he better start boning some women again or he might have wet dreams about dannyb. Marie came over later that night
#21
12-13-2006, 08:30 PM
who has dreams about themselves?
were you born dumb as paint? or did you reach this degree of dumb later on in life?
we will skip you... try again later... lol
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that he learn spanish ONLINE! Now of coarse jack the ripper knew that would in no way help danny, he did this hoping........................
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