Now i know its old so STFU

I watched it for the first time sober... and i lol @ this so bad

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and ********. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your ********, Chuck. And all the ******** want us to **** all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** ********, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the ********, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your ***** all covered in ****!

so are you a dick, a *****, or an *******?