Costume Party Joke
#1
08-15-2006, 04:31 PM
Costume Party Joke
I saw this over on 3.8 and thought it was great....enjoy!!!
The Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."
The Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween party by a family friend, in which all attendees were required to wear a mask. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone, and to make sure to say hello to her family. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening."
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.
"Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life."
#4
08-15-2006, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 232forme
kind of a negative comment man. The joke is pretty good.
you missed my not-so-negative comment at the end.
I think jokes are funny all the time that other people dont think are...thats how that goes.
#5
08-15-2006, 06:15 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321
hey thats what happened when I read it. Im not gonna lie and say I liked it to + it up...thats retarded.
you missed my not-so-negative comment at the end.
I think jokes are funny all the time that other people dont think are...thats how that goes.
you missed my not-so-negative comment at the end.
I think jokes are funny all the time that other people dont think are...thats how that goes.
#6
08-15-2006, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by 232forme
alright thanx for clearing that up
if you didnt mean that...your very sensitive. and chicks dig that.
either way you get a positive outcome...is that what you wanted?
#9
08-15-2006, 08:11 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321
do you mean that?...cause I hope it did clear it up for you.
if you didnt mean that...your very sensitive. and chicks dig that.
either way you get a positive outcome...is that what you wanted?
if you didnt mean that...your very sensitive. and chicks dig that.
either way you get a positive outcome...is that what you wanted?
#16
08-16-2006, 05:08 AM
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Originally Posted by wnracing
That was pretty funny!
Ziggy, I think you found a new Boyfriend man.. He seems to like picking on you.. Not to mention the "" Smiley.....
Ziggy, I think you found a new Boyfriend man.. He seems to like picking on you.. Not to mention the "
" Smiley..... maybe some day you can be gay like stang00.
#20
08-16-2006, 02:53 PM
I thought the joke was funny, but I had already heard it... kinda was already ruined when I read the thread title. However, your punch line was different, in the original I remember it was just "some guy I lent the costume to!" not her brother. LOL
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