Breakfast Joke!!

*Lances03SVT* · 07-11-2006, 07:51 PM

A six year old and a four year old are upstairs in

their bedroom. "You know what?" says the six year

old. "I think it's about time we started cussing."

The four year old nods his head in approval. The

six year old continues, "When we go downstairs for

breakfast, I'm gonna' say something with hell and you

say something with ass." The four year old agrees

with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the

kitchen and asks the six year old what he wants for

breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll

have some cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his

chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and

runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in

hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His

Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay

there until I let you out!" She then comes back

downstairs, looks at the four year old and asks with

a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast,

young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you

can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."

Icefreezen · 07-11-2006, 07:53 PM

LMAO...I bet that kid got the beat down...I can picture it now...no mommy he made me say it...::whoop ass::

TClark22 · 07-11-2006, 08:23 PM

HAHAHA thats damn good

04MustangGT · 07-11-2006, 08:29 PM

HAHAHAHA I laughed so hard. Cant stop laughing. :clap:

GREG@SN95 · 07-11-2006, 10:07 PM

thats was a good one...

Nofire · 07-11-2006, 11:23 PM

made me chuckle...:clap:

PureStang · 07-11-2006, 11:54 PM

i would be the kid in the room...haha...but my grandfather would have the belt out by then...(i lived w/ my grandparents and my mom for a lil over 14 years)

01GTBlown · 07-12-2006, 05:37 AM

lmao, that was something good to wake up to in the morning!

mustangvsix · 07-12-2006, 01:27 PM

lmao, that was a good one...

roushrider81 · 07-12-2006, 02:26 PM

Q. why does the bike always lose against the car???

A. The bike is always too tired lol

GREG@SN95 · 07-12-2006, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by roushrider81

Q. why does the bike always lose against the car???

A. The bike is always too tired lol

did ya get that off a fu(kin popsicle stick?

07-11-2006, 07:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lances03SVT Super Moderator Join Date: May 2005 Location: Carthage, Missouri Posts: 9,247	Breakfast Joke!! A six year old and a four year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the six year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing." The four year old nods his head in approval. The six year old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna' say something with hell and you say something with ass." The four year old agrees with enthusiasm. When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the six year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the four year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios." __________________ _______________________ 2003 Cobra SOLD

07-11-2006, 07:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
Icefreezen Mustang Superman Join Date: May 2005 Location: Your mom's bed Posts: 3,908	LMAO...I bet that kid got the beat down...I can picture it now...no mommy he made me say it...::whoop ass:: __________________

07-11-2006, 08:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
TClark22 Blown 2V Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: kansas Posts: 2,297	HAHAHA thats damn good __________________

07-11-2006, 08:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
04MustangGT Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 354	HAHAHAHA I laughed so hard. Cant stop laughing. :clap: __________________ 04 GT 5 spd Modifications: SLP Catback Exhaust SLP catted X-Pipe SLP Headers Pro 5.0 Shifter H&R Sport Springs Raptor Shift light, 17x9 & 18x10 Black Bullitts http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c103/04MustangGT/ Soon To Come:4.10 Gears

07-11-2006, 11:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Nofire Sooner #65 Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: University of Oklahoma Posts: 692	made me chuckle...:clap: __________________ 2004 Mach 1----Black--------Sold. 285HP, 304TQ I WANT MORE!!!

07-11-2006, 10:07 PM	#5 (permalink)
GREG@SN95 Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: JACKSON NJ Posts: 4,135	thats was a good one...

07-11-2006, 11:54 PM	#7 (permalink)
PureStang WE ARE PENNSTATE Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Downingtown/West Chester, PA Posts: 4,955	i would be the kid in the room...haha...but my grandfather would have the belt out by then...(i lived w/ my grandparents and my mom for a lil over 14 years) __________________ Brandon J My Ride sig by purestang

07-12-2006, 01:27 PM	#9 (permalink)
mustangvsix 4 point 6 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Flagstaff, Az / Los Alamos, NM Posts: 2,444	lmao, that was a good one... __________________ 2001 True Blue Cobra Convertible 1 of 292 #935 built on 4/20/01

07-12-2006, 02:26 PM	#10 (permalink)
roushrider81 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Gardner, MA Posts: 1,366	Q. why does the bike always lose against the car??? A. The bike is always too tired lol __________________ Car Exhaust=Click here to see Video

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