Why You Never Question A Drunk!!!

jjtgiants · 05-17-2006, 10:50 AM

Why You Never Question A Drunk

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the
cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

Ghostalker · 05-17-2006, 10:52 AM

LOL i think they had one just like that on ebaums... lol

*4.6 Love* · 05-17-2006, 11:12 AM

Makes perfectly good sense...

kcast · 05-17-2006, 11:33 AM

ahahahahaha

RCTrucker7 · 05-17-2006, 11:41 AM

That was down right funny!

05-17-2006, 11:46 AM

h aha ha hahahaha!

FritoBandito · 05-17-2006, 01:06 PM

:clap:

TayWolf55 · 05-17-2006, 01:17 PM

:clap: :clap: :clap:

05-17-2006, 10:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
jjtgiants jjtgiants Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Dublin, CA Posts: 3,758	Why You Never Question A Drunk!!! Why You Never Question A Drunk A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a half-gallon of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

05-17-2006, 10:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
Ghostalker BOLO 4 ME Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Danbury, CT Posts: 2,292	LOL i think they had one just like that on ebaums... lol __________________ Ghosty is in need of some mods...

05-17-2006, 11:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
4.6 Love Super Moderator Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Mexico Posts: 6,153	Makes perfectly good sense... __________________ Go Cowboys! X pipe and flows

05-17-2006, 11:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
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05-17-2006, 11:41 AM	#5 (permalink)
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05-17-2006, 11:46 AM	#6 (permalink)
GREG@94GT Posts: n/a	h aha ha hahahaha!

05-17-2006, 01:06 PM	#7 (permalink)
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