Garden Spiders

foncarelli · 05-11-2006, 09:44 PM

A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Broke back-Mountain **** in our garden."

macs03GT · 05-12-2006, 12:54 AM

hahaahaha nice!!!!!!

mcmmotorsports · 05-12-2006, 04:07 AM

I remember that joke, nice upgrade to include broke fag mountain.

*madmatt* · 05-12-2006, 04:34 AM

LOL yea I remember that one too. Still hilarious.

95STANG · 05-12-2006, 02:36 PM

1982 mustang 5.0 · 05-12-2006, 02:49 PM

hahahahaha good one

05-12-2006, 06:52 PM

ha ha ha ha ha... I guess they werent in california... lmao...

05-11-2006, 09:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
foncarelli Everyday Im Hustlin Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Ecorse, Michigan Posts: 3,654	Garden Spiders A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Broke back-Mountain **** in our garden." __________________

05-12-2006, 04:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
mcmmotorsports One Bad Mother Trucker Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Eastern, NC Posts: 2,781	I remember that joke, nice upgrade to include broke fag mountain. __________________

05-12-2006, 04:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
madmatt Traitor...lol Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Lexington, SC Posts: 7,929	LOL yea I remember that one too. Still hilarious. __________________ RPMPlanets

05-12-2006, 02:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
95STANG In heven there is no beer Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Burlington, Iowa Posts: 857	__________________ 1995 Laser Red Mustang V6 Performance= K&N, TB Spacer, True Dual 40s

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05-12-2006, 12:54 AM	#2 (permalink)
macs03GT CMAC Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Tucson, AZ Posts: 1,034	hahaahaha nice!!!!!!

05-12-2006, 02:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
1982 mustang 5.0 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: El Paso TX Posts: 425	hahahahaha good one

05-12-2006, 06:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
GREG@94GT Posts: n/a	ha ha ha ha ha... I guess they werent in california... lmao...