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Traitor...lol
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Lexington, SC
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On the evening of their 50 th anniversary, a reminiscing wife found the
> negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. > > She went to her husband, a retired Marine, and said: > "Honey, do you remember this?" > > He looked up from his newspaper and said: "Yes dear, I do. > You wore that same negligee the night we were married." > > She said, "Yes, that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that > night?" > > He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember." > > "Well, what was it?" she asked. He was not much in the mood for this, but, > he sighed and responded, > > "Well, honey, as I remember, I said; 'Darlin', I'm going to suck the life > out of those beautiful breasts and screw your brains out.' " > > She giggled and said; "Yes dear, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So > now its fifty years later, and I'm in the same negligee. What do you have to say > tonight?" > > He looked her up and down and replied, "Mission accomplished." |
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Everyday Im Hustlin
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Ecorse, Michigan
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LOL. good one, Matt.
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Cops Love Me!
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Quality!!!! That's a good one, might just have to send that one to the wifey!
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Married.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: OK
Posts: 1,234
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Ha-ha. (Nelson Muntz voice)
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Jack Touched Me...I Cried
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lol and when you think of it... EWWWWWWW
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