How i can beat a BMW M roadster

Cheddarbob · 02-01-2007, 08:45 AM

how could i do it in my v6 or am i just screwed

r3dn3ck · 02-01-2007, 09:01 AM

three words: Blower and nitrous.

04DarkShadowGT · 02-01-2007, 09:21 AM

Your pretty much ****ed unless you get a blower or turbo with alot of boost.

They have probably 150+hp on you stock. I believe depending on year the M3 and M coupes are 333hp.

02-01-2007, 01:14 PM

Uhh, shove a sock in tailpipe and slash his tires. thats about all you got.

PColav6 · 02-01-2007, 02:07 PM

Just call him a Yuppy pussy for driving a BMW

02-01-2007, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by PColav6

Just call him a Yuppy pussy for driving a BMW

dont worry, the yuppy pussin in the BMW roadster isnt looking to race anyways, he is trying to pick up on men.

Cheddarbob · 02-01-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

dont worry, the yuppy pussin in the BMW roadster isnt looking to race anyways, he is trying to pick up on men.

haha well the story behind all this was my last year of high school i traded in my crown vic oh ya and got my v6 stang. This guy went to my school and was so envious of me so he took out a loan and went to a place and said i want somethinf that can beat a mustang and he got the M. hes a fag. But i just wanted to piss him off more.
ill work on the money for the S/C

02-01-2007, 04:21 PM

what year was the roadster?

99 and 00 the pushed 240 out of thier little 3.2l, but in 01 and 02 they were pushing 315hp.

the Z roadsters were only 184hp in 01 and 02.

If it is an M yer gonna need more than an SC to beat it. if it is a Z roadster an SC will let you whoop up on him.

This is the way to beat the roadster, Jack the Ripper style.

Go get a bunch of rainbow stickers and every time you see that piece of shit slap one on the bumper. Eventually the guy is gonna start feeling he drives a fag car and develop a complex about it.

Boost it by making sure one day that he overhears you talking to some car guys about how nationally funded automotive research poll showed the Homosexual demographic greatly favored smaller 2 seaters such as the Saturn Sky, Mazda Miata, and especially the BMW Roadsters

eventually he will be so sick of driving a queer steer that he finally sells the damn thing or comes out of the closet and start polishing poles in which case he must immediatly surrender his "Man Card" and the speed of his car no longer has any credibility or bearing to anybody except other homersexuals

how's that sound?

Cheddarbob · 02-01-2007, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

what year was the roadster?

99 and 00 the pushed 240 out of thier little 3.2l, but in 01 and 02 they were pushing 315hp.

the Z roadsters were only 184hp in 01 and 02.

If it is an M yer gonna need more than an SC to beat it. if it is a Z roadster an SC will let you whoop up on him.

This is the way to beat the roadster, Jack the Ripper style.

Go get a bunch of rainbow stickers and every time you see that piece of shit slap one on the bumper. Eventually the guy is gonna start feeling he drives a fag car and develop a complex about it.

Boost it by making sure one day that he overhears you talking to some car guys about how nationally funded automotive research poll showed the Homosexual demographic greatly favored smaller 2 seaters such as the Saturn Sky, Mazda Miata, and especially the BMW Roadsters

eventually he will be so sick of driving a queer steer that he finally sells the damn thing or comes out of the closet and start polishing poles in which case he must immediatly surrender his "Man Card" and the speed of his car no longer has any credibility or bearing to anybody except other homersexuals

how's that sound?

haha i like it. But about the car i cant rember the year but i know its a M and it has a 2.3 Inline 6 i know its around 230 250 hp no mods. Could a take it easy in a 8 with s/c or natural asperation

Cheddarbob · 02-01-2007, 10:52 PM

here is what it looks like if you can tell the year. oh yeah he may be gay he named his car victoria lol

04DarkShadowGT · 02-02-2007, 06:02 AM

98-00 Z3 M Roadster - 240hp 236 ft/lbs

01-02 Z3 M Roadster - 325hp 262 ft/lbs

In either case you need a blower and if its an 01 up you need alot of boost.

White04GT · 02-02-2007, 07:21 AM

jealous of a v6? there was probally over 40 v6 mustang's in my high school parking lot. 3 cobra's(1 04), 1 Mach 1, 7 GT's, 3 z28's, 1 rx-7, 1 GTO, 1 SRT-4, 1 M3, 3 Trans AM( 1 ws6) that was about it for respectable fast cars in the high school parking lot..but then again my highschool had 1100 kids and I live in North houston so ya v6's werent anything special.

edit: It was fun leaving the parking lot everday.

Cheddarbob · 02-02-2007, 07:44 AM

he didnt know it was a six. my school was the same way. there was 2 or 3 bmw 760 one bmw 645, countless bmw 3 ad 5's 1 Rolls Royce 1 M3 the M roadster, and ur normal camaro. I was the only one with a stang untill the very last year.

but it looks like i really cant beat him for now
would 4.10 gears help
im stillworkin on thoses

White04GT · 02-02-2007, 09:24 AM

his car is weigh's less and has more hp..4.10's will help but he will still smoke you.

Cheddarbob · 02-02-2007, 12:36 PM

ok then im not going to worry about anymore ive been beat ... for now

Teal_Beast · 02-04-2007, 06:36 PM

Bottom line is . . booooost.

Or if you wanna play the 1/8 mile game get a 125 wet shot, gears, and some drag radials and launch his ass.

White04GT · 02-04-2007, 08:43 PM

Get twin turbo's and you will be making power like teal and be beating gt's,mach's,ls1's

the gillz · 02-07-2007, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

what year was the roadster?

99 and 00 the pushed 240 out of thier little 3.2l, but in 01 and 02 they were pushing 315hp.

the Z roadsters were only 184hp in 01 and 02.

If it is an M yer gonna need more than an SC to beat it. if it is a Z roadster an SC will let you whoop up on him.

This is the way to beat the roadster, Jack the Ripper style.

Go get a bunch of rainbow stickers and every time you see that piece of shit slap one on the bumper. Eventually the guy is gonna start feeling he drives a fag car and develop a complex about it.

Boost it by making sure one day that he overhears you talking to some car guys about how nationally funded automotive research poll showed the Homosexual demographic greatly favored smaller 2 seaters such as the Saturn Sky, Mazda Miata, and especially the BMW Roadsters

eventually he will be so sick of driving a queer steer that he finally sells the damn thing or comes out of the closet and start polishing poles in which case he must immediatly surrender his "Man Card" and the speed of his car no longer has any credibility or bearing to anybody except other homersexuals

how's that sound?

lmfao

PColav6 · 02-07-2007, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by White04GT

jealous of a v6? there was probally over 40 v6 mustang's in my high school parking lot. 3 cobra's(1 04), 1 Mach 1, 7 GT's, 3 z28's, 1 rx-7, 1 GTO, 1 SRT-4, 1 M3, 3 Trans AM( 1 ws6) that was about it for respectable fast cars in the high school parking lot..but then again my highschool had 1100 kids and I live in North houston so ya v6's werent anything special.

edit: It was fun leaving the parking lot everday.

Must have been a bunch of spoiled rich kids at your school man, our school has 4 V6 Stangs, 1 02 GT, and a trans am...everything else is either a ricer or some kind of hippy-wagon, oh or a lifted/muddy truck

95STANG · 02-07-2007, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by PColav6

Must have been a bunch of spoiled rich kids at your school man, our school has 4 V6 Stangs, 1 02 GT, and a trans am...everything else is either a ricer or some kind of hippy-wagon, oh or a lifted/muddy truck

I was about to say the same thing. Nothing hot in our parking lot. Me v6 another v6 and a v6 camaro, and a 89 gt. everything else is pos or a new camry or something, and trucks.

02-07-2007, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PColav6

Must have been a bunch of spoiled rich kids at your school man, our school has 4 V6 Stangs, 1 02 GT, and a trans am...everything else is either a ricer or some kind of hippy-wagon, oh or a lifted/muddy truck

Yeah, and you can kiss everyone of those cars goodbye in a few years cause the kids are too young and spoiled to appreciate them. They probably dont think they have anything special and will either wrap it around a pole or blow the engine.

could you imagine a highschooler having a 03-04 cobra? seriously. Congratulations kid! you are 17 and have the nicest car you will ever own unless you REALLY busted your ass and got into a damn good college. Better enjoy it, cause chances are your parents will get tired of supporting your spoiled ass and cut off your trust fund then you can polish brass in bathrooms for hits of heroine. Have a good life!

When my kid gets old enough to drive, yeah, i plan to buy him/her a car. It will probably be a 30 year old Foxbody if i can find one that still runs without and frame damage and clean of rust. Then ill match him dollar for dollar into fixing the car up and we will restore it together. You bet your ass that kid will appreciate that car take good care of it.

people who buy thier highschool kids performance cars are just begging to have thier kid kill themselves or others.

there are always exceptions of course, all present company excluded of course, however, i doubt 5% of people under the age of 21 are responsible enough to be allowed behind the wheel of a 400hp performance car without eventually hurting either the car, themselves, or others.

Cobra's are to be kept, garaged, babied, and not given to kids. Same for camaro SS's, WS6's, or any other performance model.

White04GT · 02-07-2007, 08:51 PM

Ya. I live in a really rich town. There was actually an article in the paper a couple years ago about kingwood highschool having over 20 bmws in the parking lot. But nah the kid that owns the 04 cobra is actually one of my best friends and hasnt wrecked the car once. He got the car with like 50 miles when it first came out. Comp orange cobra's are just plain hot.

White04GT · 02-07-2007, 08:52 PM

I beg to differ..cars are made to be driven.

02-07-2007, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by White04GT

I beg to differ..cars are made to be driven.

of course they are made to be driven.

By people who KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THEM AND TAKE CARE OF THEM.

not ABUSED by children who THINK they know how to drive.

White04GT · 02-07-2007, 09:11 PM

Believe me he can drive, and you can't abuse a sports car. There made to go fast. Now doing donuts in your car and constant gunning is abuse, but you look like a moron when you just floor your car everywhere.

02-01-2007, 08:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cheddarbob Haul ass on regular gas Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,080	How i can beat a BMW M roadster how could i do it in my v6 or am i just screwed __________________ 2000 V6 mustang, K&N FIPK II, True Dual Flowmaster Super 44's, DiabloSport tuner, 9mm Stang wires, Smoked Headlights, Mach 1 chin spoiler, Mach 1 grille delete, smoked tail light tint,GT rear bumper,12in Rockford Fosgate Sub w/a 600 Watt Rockford Amp, Tinted windows 5% back 35% front.

02-01-2007, 09:21 AM	#3 (permalink)
04DarkShadowGT Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ft Wayne, IN Posts: 1,093	Your pretty much ****ed unless you get a blower or turbo with alot of boost. They have probably 150+hp on you stock. I believe depending on year the M3 and M coupes are 333hp. __________________

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PColav6 Moo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Pensacola, Florida Posts: 3,934	Just call him a Yuppy pussy for driving a BMW __________________

02-01-2007, 10:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cheddarbob Haul ass on regular gas Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,080	here is what it looks like if you can tell the year. oh yeah he may be gay he named his car victoria lol __________________ 2000 V6 mustang, K&N FIPK II, True Dual Flowmaster Super 44's, DiabloSport tuner, 9mm Stang wires, Smoked Headlights, Mach 1 chin spoiler, Mach 1 grille delete, smoked tail light tint,GT rear bumper,12in Rockford Fosgate Sub w/a 600 Watt Rockford Amp, Tinted windows 5% back 35% front.

02-02-2007, 06:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
04DarkShadowGT Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Ft Wayne, IN Posts: 1,093	98-00 Z3 M Roadster - 240hp 236 ft/lbs 01-02 Z3 M Roadster - 325hp 262 ft/lbs In either case you need a blower and if its an 01 up you need alot of boost. __________________

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r3dn3ck Wowbagger hates me too! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Magrathea/California Posts: 6,702	three words: Blower and nitrous.

02-01-2007, 01:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Jack The Ripper Posts: n/a	Uhh, shove a sock in tailpipe and slash his tires. thats about all you got.

02-01-2007, 04:21 PM	#8 (permalink)
Jack The Ripper Posts: n/a	what year was the roadster? 99 and 00 the pushed 240 out of thier little 3.2l, but in 01 and 02 they were pushing 315hp. the Z roadsters were only 184hp in 01 and 02. If it is an M yer gonna need more than an SC to beat it. if it is a Z roadster an SC will let you whoop up on him. This is the way to beat the roadster, Jack the Ripper style. Go get a bunch of rainbow stickers and every time you see that piece of shit slap one on the bumper. Eventually the guy is gonna start feeling he drives a fag car and develop a complex about it. Boost it by making sure one day that he overhears you talking to some car guys about how nationally funded automotive research poll showed the Homosexual demographic greatly favored smaller 2 seaters such as the Saturn Sky, Mazda Miata, and especially the BMW Roadsters eventually he will be so sick of driving a queer steer that he finally sells the damn thing or comes out of the closet and start polishing poles in which case he must immediatly surrender his "Man Card" and the speed of his car no longer has any credibility or bearing to anybody except other homersexuals how's that sound?

02-02-2007, 07:21 AM	#12 (permalink)
White04GT Procharged Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kingwood, Tx. Posts: 952	jealous of a v6? there was probally over 40 v6 mustang's in my high school parking lot. 3 cobra's(1 04), 1 Mach 1, 7 GT's, 3 z28's, 1 rx-7, 1 GTO, 1 SRT-4, 1 M3, 3 Trans AM( 1 ws6) that was about it for respectable fast cars in the high school parking lot..but then again my highschool had 1100 kids and I live in North houston so ya v6's werent anything special. edit: It was fun leaving the parking lot everday. __________________ 2004 White GT just another Procharged GT. 401rwhp/407rwtq 8#'s in hot texas summer heat, built auto transmission.

02-02-2007, 07:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Cheddarbob Haul ass on regular gas Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,080	he didnt know it was a six. my school was the same way. there was 2 or 3 bmw 760 one bmw 645, countless bmw 3 ad 5's 1 Rolls Royce 1 M3 the M roadster, and ur normal camaro. I was the only one with a stang untill the very last year. but it looks like i really cant beat him for now would 4.10 gears help im stillworkin on thoses __________________ 2000 V6 mustang, K&N FIPK II, True Dual Flowmaster Super 44's, DiabloSport tuner, 9mm Stang wires, Smoked Headlights, Mach 1 chin spoiler, Mach 1 grille delete, smoked tail light tint,GT rear bumper,12in Rockford Fosgate Sub w/a 600 Watt Rockford Amp, Tinted windows 5% back 35% front.

02-02-2007, 09:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
White04GT Procharged Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kingwood, Tx. Posts: 952	his car is weigh's less and has more hp..4.10's will help but he will still smoke you. __________________ 2004 White GT just another Procharged GT. 401rwhp/407rwtq 8#'s in hot texas summer heat, built auto transmission.

02-02-2007, 12:36 PM	#15 (permalink)
Cheddarbob Haul ass on regular gas Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 2,080	ok then im not going to worry about anymore ive been beat ... for now __________________ 2000 V6 mustang, K&N FIPK II, True Dual Flowmaster Super 44's, DiabloSport tuner, 9mm Stang wires, Smoked Headlights, Mach 1 chin spoiler, Mach 1 grille delete, smoked tail light tint,GT rear bumper,12in Rockford Fosgate Sub w/a 600 Watt Rockford Amp, Tinted windows 5% back 35% front.

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Teal_Beast V6 Power Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Melbourne, FL Posts: 944	Bottom line is . . booooost. Or if you wanna play the 1/8 mile game get a 125 wet shot, gears, and some drag radials and launch his ass. __________________ '94 v6 Mustang Custom twin turbo kit by Justin @ vmp Split port engine swap from a 2000 v6 mustang 388whp 435wtq Want to go fishing in the Florida Keys? http://www.rustyiv.com/

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White04GT Procharged Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kingwood, Tx. Posts: 952	Get twin turbo's and you will be making power like teal and be beating gt's,mach's,ls1's __________________ 2004 White GT just another Procharged GT. 401rwhp/407rwtq 8#'s in hot texas summer heat, built auto transmission.

02-07-2007, 08:51 PM	#22 (permalink)
White04GT Procharged Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kingwood, Tx. Posts: 952	Ya. I live in a really rich town. There was actually an article in the paper a couple years ago about kingwood highschool having over 20 bmws in the parking lot. But nah the kid that owns the 04 cobra is actually one of my best friends and hasnt wrecked the car once. He got the car with like 50 miles when it first came out. Comp orange cobra's are just plain hot. __________________ 2004 White GT just another Procharged GT. 401rwhp/407rwtq 8#'s in hot texas summer heat, built auto transmission.

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White04GT Procharged Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kingwood, Tx. Posts: 952	I beg to differ..cars are made to be driven. __________________ 2004 White GT just another Procharged GT. 401rwhp/407rwtq 8#'s in hot texas summer heat, built auto transmission.

02-07-2007, 09:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
White04GT Procharged Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Kingwood, Tx. Posts: 952	Believe me he can drive, and you can't abuse a sports car. There made to go fast. Now doing donuts in your car and constant gunning is abuse, but you look like a moron when you just floor your car everywhere. __________________ 2004 White GT just another Procharged GT. 401rwhp/407rwtq 8#'s in hot texas summer heat, built auto transmission.