Here is Leroys other assignment:Ghetto Spelling Bee
Subject: Ghetto Spelling Bee
>>
>>Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's homework
>>assignment.
>>He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.
>>
>>
>>
>>2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
>>
>>3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man,
>>somebody get that catacomb.
>>
>>4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
>>
>>5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
>>
>>6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss
>>disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.
>>
>>7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said
>>penis.
>>
>>8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake."
>>He say, "Bull****, that watch israel".
>>
>>9 . Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment
>>undermine.
>>
>>10.Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and
>>took me to the poolhall.
>>
>>11.Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you
>>break.
>>
>>12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan
>>on stain for dinner?"
>>
>>13.Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say
>>"fortify."
>>
>>14.Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.
>>
>>>>
>>
__________________
|