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*JackThe Ripper* · 05-08-2008, 07:49 PM

HUM-V. I get 9 miles for every bald eagle i shove down the gas can, and i use a pandaskin oil filter. Shove it up your ass EARTH!

Scion XB, I know it looks like a stack of boxes, but it makes me look like a Dj... doesent it?... Deejay?... they think im a ... dj?

Pt Cruiser - I love to spend 10k over msrp on "Fad" cars that nobody wants to see after 1 year of production.

Jaguar (newer model) I think im a badass cause I blew a shitload of money on poorly constructed shitheap because 10 years ago Jaguar had a good name.

Jaguar (Oldschool) Im a badass cause i drive a jaguar... I better be at least, i mean hell i just dropped 8.5 grand to replace the alternator.

Mini Cooper,.. I cant believe it, i finally dug myself out of the hold with the PT Cruiser just to drop 10k over MSRP for something even lamer. I hate myself.

Charger SRT-8. I am 40 years old, i have a family, now get the fuck out of our way or we will all kick your ass. I am the guy who beats the shit out pf people at the mini league games!

Aston Martin, I love the way my wifes tits look in this car. And the way my mistresses tits look in this car. And the way my girlfriends tits look in this car. . And the maid. and the baby sitter.

Dodge Viper - It would be easier to tell you which women i HAVENT nailed.

Mitsubishi Lancer EVO.... No seriously this thing is at LEAST as fast as a WRX STI! No, its an Evo. No not EVIL, EV-O! Yeah come on, what do you mean you have never heared of it? Sedan? This thing is fast! Take me seriously Dammit!

Pontiac Solstice, Well Slap my ass and call me Bruce! check out that Hot guy in the Thaturn Thky!!

Saturn Sky, oHHH That hawt burly man of a man in that Pontiac Tholstith can swing from my pole all night long!

BMW M5,.... HEY FAGS, GET YER GAY ASS MIATA WANNABE BITCHMOBILES OUT OF MY WAY!