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White04GT 02-04-2006 05:46 PM

Idiots I swear
 
Ok this kid with a Acura RSX at school needs to whipe his ass because he is so full of bull **** running around saying his car could rape mine because my car is auto and his is stick..first off I KNOW stock my car would rape his little stock RSX second I have intake/SLP Catback/ Bassani o/r x pipe..If I raced this kid from a 20 or 25 roll it would just be all over even if he is stick..it isnt even a RSX Type-Slow it's a freaking regular RSX..cmon I just want to lay this kid out for being so dumb..not even going to risk my chance of getting a ticket or wrecking my car..or even killing another person for something I know I can walk all over and twice on sunday..Just ricer's are so dumb I want to ****ing lay this kid out..now if he is so cocky let him put some money down and we can find some dead road no1 ever goes on and I will hand him his ass and let him hear my raspy ass car blow his ear drums out.

95bstallion 02-04-2006 06:00 PM

Dont worry about kids like that man. From a stop you would smoke his ass.

White04GT 02-04-2006 06:02 PM

Just 1 punch and I'd knock that little skateing nerd right out of his ugly ass DC's.

1 BAD S 02-04-2006 06:22 PM

i say just go smoke him and he'll shut up

Jack The Ripper 02-04-2006 06:24 PM


Originally Posted by White04GT
Just 1 punch and I'd knock that little skateing nerd right out of his ugly ass DC's.


<rofl>
Tell him his car is a slow POS and everyone knows it.

Hell, you could smoke him with a stock GT and 2 flat tires. LOL

Those ack's arent anything to scream about.

Jack The Ripper 02-04-2006 06:29 PM

This is outta car and driver, the Type-S version is still a second slower on the 1/4 mile than a gt.


Acura RSX-S
Here we go again. That same old comparo conundrum. Our underdog victor offers the worst 0-to-60 time (6.4 seconds), the slowest quarter-mile time (14.9 seconds), the skimpiest back seat, and the most lackluster autocross lap.

CCM 02-04-2006 09:31 PM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
This is outta car and driver, the Type-S version is still a second slower on the 1/4 mile than a gt.


Acura RSX-S
Here we go again. That same old comparo conundrum. Our underdog victor offers the worst 0-to-60 time (6.4 seconds), the slowest quarter-mile time (14.9 seconds), the skimpiest back seat, and the most lackluster autocross lap.

Haha, I have that issue.

Milos 02-04-2006 09:39 PM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Our underdog victor offers the worst 0-to-60 time (6.4 seconds)

I can match that 0-60. If Milo can match that kids RSX then you ain't got nothing to worry about dude. :punk:

MattJ 02-05-2006 01:12 AM


Originally Posted by Milos
I can match that 0-60. If Milo can match that kids RSX then you ain't got nothing to worry about dude. :punk:

Ya, you can ride your bike and beat him then.

TClark22 02-05-2006 09:01 AM

haha regular RSX...me and milos could ****in own his ****

i hate people that do that

Badfish 02-05-2006 09:50 AM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

Those ack's arent anything to scream about.

like your mom was screaming from her incredible orgasm delivered by me last night?

TEXASPAUL 02-05-2006 10:53 AM

(superhero voice) ITS RANDOM MAN!!!!!!

MattJ 02-05-2006 12:38 PM


Originally Posted by SpringsStang
like your mom was screaming from her incredible orgasm delivered by me last night?

Damn you were over there last night too? I was there during the realworld/road rules marathon beatin the living bejesus out of her chocolate stink-star.

New Edge 02-05-2006 12:44 PM

LMAO poor slappy!

Badfish 02-05-2006 01:01 PM


Originally Posted by MattJ
Damn you were over there last night too? I was there during the realworld/road rules marathon beatin the living bejesus out of her chocolate stink-star.

oh see, I was pouding Milos's mom during that time

Jack The Ripper 02-05-2006 01:38 PM

Lay off the mom jokes guys, my mom passed away last year.

i love soccermoms 02-05-2006 08:19 PM


Originally Posted by White04GT
Ok this kid with a Acura RSX at school needs to whipe his ass because he is so full of bull **** running around saying his car could rape mine because my car is auto and his is stick..first off I KNOW stock my car would rape his little stock RSX second I have intake/SLP Catback/ Bassani o/r x pipe..If I raced this kid from a 20 or 25 roll it would just be all over even if he is stick..it isnt even a RSX Type-Slow it's a freaking regular RSX..cmon I just want to lay this kid out for being so dumb..not even going to risk my chance of getting a ticket or wrecking my car..or even killing another person for something I know I can walk all over and twice on sunday..Just ricer's are so dumb I want to ****ing lay this kid out..now if he is so cocky let him put some money down and we can find some dead road no1 ever goes on and I will hand him his ass and let him hear my raspy ass car blow his ear drums out.

i killed an rsx-s w/ intake, headers, full exhaust, cam gears, and a few other things. manual also.

rape him...

Fat Lard 02-05-2006 09:37 PM

Thats almost as funny when a guy w/ a Scion TC said he could beat my car.

k.lowe 02-06-2006 07:36 AM

yea ive noticed guys with rsxs are a lil big headed:loser:

but the good thing about their car is if they wreck it then can put that motor in a lighter honda say a older h/b and those ****ers are beasts:pepper:

GREG@94GT 02-06-2006 08:57 AM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Lay off the mom jokes guys, my mom passed away last year.

they were cool when i was in middle school...
****... me and my friends out grew them in 9th grade...

Jack The Ripper 02-06-2006 10:41 AM


Originally Posted by GREG@94GT
they were cool when i was in middle school...
****... me and my friends out grew them in 9th grade...

Actually she is alive and well. im just a dick like that. <grin>

floppy 02-06-2006 10:49 AM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Actually she is alive and well. im just a dick like that. <grin>


i kinda had the feeling you were bs'ing. i remember a lot of kids did stuff like that back in elementary school.

Jack The Ripper 02-06-2006 10:50 AM


Originally Posted by floppy
i kinda had the feeling you were bs'ing. i remember a lot of kids did stuff like that back in elementary school.

Yeah, some of us never grow up. <LOL>

GREG@94GT 02-06-2006 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper
Yeah, some of us never grow up. <LOL>

none the less... the mom jokes were played out many years ago...

4.6 Love 02-06-2006 11:51 AM

Ricers are kewl...:cool:

dom 02-06-2006 01:05 PM

why dont u just race him for titles?

americanstang 02-06-2006 03:08 PM

its all about the mystique of our cars ladies and gents...we just need to know we have a faster car and thats it, let the other damn yupies get the tickets for us ya know?

dom 02-07-2006 09:44 AM

no. its fun accelerating at extreme rates

Jack The Ripper 02-07-2006 10:56 AM


Originally Posted by GREG@94GT
none the less... the mom jokes were played out many years ago...

Yo mama was played out many years ago.

How can you say mama jokes are played out? they have been around a lot longer than you have, and will be around a longer than you will.
Yo mama jokes are timeless.

Dont go saying they are played out just cause yo mama diddnt give ya enough brains to make a decent mama joke.
:devil2:

DarkShadow04 02-07-2006 01:22 PM

why would someone think they could beat a gt in an rsx when a six gun can beat one


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