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Badfish 10-27-2005 02:11 PM

Open Smack on Springs: I'm a dumbass
 
this is waht its for, to let out all your aggresion on me

-AND-


because I did a dumbass thing today...

My freind was abotu seven cars infront of me (on the road that leads to my school, right infront of my school) I decide to cross the double yellow line, pass 6 cars going about 50...i know..what was I thinking? apparently a police officer saw it, he said he could take my lisense and car away for wreckless endangerment to my girlfreind and the other people driving and also wreckless driving, but he left me with a warning...man...that was 2 hours ago and my heart was still beating because I almost lost my stang...i know im an idiot, insult away :cool:

B-rett 10-27-2005 02:46 PM

I lost my licsense for 90 days for 2 speeding tickets you woulda loved it, i had a ball for those 90 days just driving to and from school and not bein aloud 2 drive anywhere else

Shambles 10-27-2005 02:47 PM

Im not going to EVEN get into it.

I have seen stupid drivers, but that one takes the cake. You win the Darwin Award for the day.

MattJ 10-27-2005 03:53 PM

you are the epitome of stupid...

roushrider81 10-27-2005 04:01 PM

springs i dont even think there is a word yet to describe your stupidy

TayWolf55 10-27-2005 04:03 PM

The funny thing is, you will probably do it again by the end of next week.

Some people shouldnt drive..

Icefreezen 10-27-2005 04:18 PM

Spring you have to be the most retarded kid in the world. That cop took pity on you ......he must have been crying and begging like a little girl to get out of that. He probably even had to clean his seats or run home and get himself a change of pants........

GREG@94GT 10-27-2005 04:19 PM

****

you shoulda passed em at 80 and yelled **** the police at the same time... i would of...
(jk)<---do i even need that?

QuickStang 10-27-2005 04:21 PM

dude.. you need to sell your mustang and get back on the short bus.. i know why you got the yellow stang.. it reminded you of the short bus so much.. but didnt you just get a ticket speeding by your school or some sh** ... GET BACK ON THE SHORT BUS... as you are friggin retard..

Badfish 10-27-2005 04:55 PM

guys i know this is smack on me thats why i made it :D but it wasnt THAT bad ,passing somone on the highway at 75 mph, seriously is more dangerous than what i did...it was just a retarted thing to do innear my school

95bstallion 10-27-2005 05:38 PM

Seriously, Why do you even do anything to your car? Driving like an ass isnt the answer your just gonna f*** up your new cobra bumpers in some way or another. The short bus is the only answer for you.....give your car to someone that would take care of it.

00mustang_crazy00 10-27-2005 05:50 PM

dont kid yourselves youve all done it....or wish you had the balls....

QuickStang 10-27-2005 06:13 PM


Originally Posted by 00mustang_crazy00
dont kid yourselves youve all done it....or wish you had the balls....

yea thats it... ^ listen choir boy i hear your preacher calling its time for that hide n seek w/his sausage..

Short bus owns Springs

BlkonBlk02vert 10-27-2005 06:25 PM

Springs. You rock. Well almost...you got caught fool but kudos for getting out of the ticket. All these nancyboyz that are saying deragatory things are the ones that were in the chess club growing up and never left the house without 40spf on.

But, be glad you did not wreck.

Badfish 10-27-2005 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by BlkonBlk02vert
Springs. You rock. Well almost...you got caught fool but kudos for getting out of the ticket. All these nancyboyz that are saying deragatory things are the ones that were in the chess club growing up and never left the house without 40spf on.

But, be glad you did not wreck.

haha thanks man :D i know, theyre talkin like theyve never done anything ever before

foncarelli 10-27-2005 06:57 PM

We have all done some crazy s**t but its nothing to brag about. You are very lucky to have your license. Be careful from now on, because that cop is going to be watching for your car.

95bstallion 10-27-2005 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by SpringsStang
haha thanks man :D i know, theyre talkin like theyve never done anything ever before

I have to be honest ive never driven over 63 :o

swervo 10-27-2005 07:18 PM

Umm.. I really cant say anything, because I did that before. Well it wasnt near a school or anything, just the backroads and the F**ker in front was goin slow. So I passed theyre asses up.

BrentK 10-27-2005 07:32 PM

My friend just did the exact same thing 2 weeks ago and totaled his car..luckily he wasent hurt but he tryed to pass like 4 cars on a back road and a car came over the hill and he hit a concrete barrier...I have done **** like this before too and probably will again..just be careful, props on getting out of the ticket too :D

Badfish 10-27-2005 07:50 PM

im so glad I got outta the ticket, seeing as how i got a ticked a month ago..

i really have no idea what compelled me, I KNEW there's a cop alwaysd here, along with the school security guard..

BlkonBlk02vert 10-27-2005 08:24 PM

its called testosterone and it will make you do really stupid sh_t in your life....just wait.

Jack The Ripper 10-27-2005 08:50 PM

Heh. I got pulled over last night on my way back from the liquer store buying some 40's

Cop says "Why are you driving the way you are?"

I gave him a pretty dumb look, i had no freakin clue what he was talking about.

He says, "You diddnt stop at the stopsign, you crawled through, then you changed lanes twice and diddnt turn on yer turn signal untill after you finished changing lanes!"

I was like... "uhhh... i did?.... " i was totally confused, i had no idea i did that.

He starts grilling me about what were doing out. I diddnt wanna tell him i was at the booze store, but i diddnt want him to think i was cruising around looking for races either.

"I went to the boose store to buy some 40's"

"You been drinking?"

"No! not yet, i just got em" As i was thinking, thank god i wasnt too. i was fixing to though.

So i give him my info and i know im getting a ticket. cops always give slapster tickets, they get a big chubby outta doing it.

anyways, he comes back and gives me a warning. first warning i have ever recieved, thank god because i only have 3 points left on my licence.

Maybe he pulled my driving record or something and diddnt feel like suspending my licence for being lazy on the turn signals on an empty road at 11pm.

thank god.

He gave me props on the car too. :)

Badfish 10-27-2005 08:56 PM


Originally Posted by slappy
thank god.

He gave me props on the car too. :)

Its funny that you say that because everytime ( 3 times) ive been pulled over, the cop always compliments me on my car

Jack The Ripper 10-27-2005 09:04 PM


Originally Posted by SpringsStang
Its funny that you say that because everytime ( 3 times) ive been pulled over, the cop always compliments me on my car

Thats cause we gots some slick rides man. Thats how we roll!

Badfish 10-27-2005 09:05 PM


Originally Posted by slappy
Thats cause we gots some slick rides man. Thats how we roll!

already cuz :cool:

BlkonBlk02vert 10-27-2005 09:40 PM


Originally Posted by slappy
.....

He gave me props on the car too. :)

Nah, he just wanted to see those nice SprangZ springs that the rest of us have not seen because are WAITING FOR PICTURES!!

Try getting pulled over in a classic, like my 67...you get pulled over just cause they want to look, you don't even have to do anything wrong.

Redfire-01 11-07-2005 01:27 AM

hey springsstang you're headed for trouble buddy, your were ticketed recently in the school zone and now the double yellow zone cross over. :confused: you've got bad driving habits and if you don't change them you're gonna kill yourself or others! :mad: learn from your mistakes kid!

SpinMedia 11-07-2005 07:15 AM

Springs personally what you did was stupid but **** it man, Everyone here has done stupid ****, i do stupid **** all the time too. Everyone on this board that claims to not do stupid **** should just buy like a mini-van or something, A stang is ment to speed and ride it hard not to drive it like a grandma.

apache46 11-08-2005 05:06 PM

I got a stupid story
 
"This one time in band camp I was going to the store to buy some airheads and red bull when this police escorted funeral convoy totalled cut me off. I just dropped it to 2nd, chirped some "brodies" and passed them all up. I would have made it to 125mph but these two kids walking a dog where walking waaay too close to the sidewalk and I clipped them so I pulled the ebrake and brought it all to halt just in time to "lightly tap" the old hag and the boyscott helping her cross the road."

Do you ever looked before you do something like that, and what's the rush?? :confused:

Fat Lard 11-09-2005 12:35 PM

Thats it. I just added you (springs) to the ass ticklers faggot fan club.


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