Keeko-
 

The name Keeko...

Its clearly not masculine by any stretch...

What purpose is this name better suited to?

A female cat

A female dog

A female bird

A hooker

You get to chose one, and its not a public poll.

w00t to 10k!

Well done.:rolleyes:


I have to wonder how long it took you to produce this infantile display?
It continually amazes me the ways which people find to express their emotions in virtual environments. Some like yourself who are barely able to communicate properly in real life revert back to childhood on the internet. In this case yourself, obviously feeling intellectually threatened, demonstrates by using an attention seeking outburst. Generally people of no real significance act in a childish manner and in turn are barely cognizant of their behaviour.

BUT, if it makes you feel better then keep going. Do another. To outsiders looking in you`ll appear even sadder but they will know fine well, you have been well and trully verbally volleyed. ;)

I chose hooker :)

There is no male stripper option










...i kid

Old skool Zig making a return?

And where is the cartoon indian option :D
http://texaswatertowers.com/kayandly...47_thorson.jpg

Im with Matt the Indian one is baller. But keeko it's all in fun bro.

I too chose hooker, I could definitely see myself rocking a "Keeko's" world.

LOL..no hard feelings man..but here's how urban dictionary defines it..

1. keeko

a tiny metal object, usually stuck into the rectum, when requiring sexual desire. mostly common in the gay community, a keeko can be found in heterosexual activities as well

man: please stick that keeko into my rectum, for your penis is too small to fit.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=keeko




ahahahaaha

I mean, I knew the name sounded gay, but I had no idea just how truly and utterly gay it really is.

I should have added the definition as a poll choice. dammit! lol.

Hey, I see the pantomime is going well kids!

No worries on the offence front. The chances of me being offended by this are about as high as the ankle socks on a very short legged ant. So, I`m allegedly gay and small? You know someone is beat when they drop to that level. I`m surprised my mother or sister hasn`t been mentioned.

To the original poster ......good strategy on an already quiet forum there Einstein. Try and ostracise the new guy which you obviously can`t do alone.
Just because you`ve lost face on `your forum` and need your friends to bail you out with this childish drivel don`t expect any long drawn out 50 post argument. As tempted as I am to to shoot you down in flames again I`ll refrain for the minute.

I`ll try not to get drawn into a battle of wits with someone who is clearly unarmed.

You`re not sharp enough . ;)

C'mon this is funny, honestly though it reminds me of a movie I saw as a kid, with the giant cat looking furry thing... weird I know but I saw something about it on stumble last week so it is fresh in my head

Edit: found it! my neighbor totoro lol
http://crazystable.squarespace.com/s...=1245043033469

btw what does it mean anyway? Name?

I don't think theres anything wrong with a 50 post argument. This forums been dead a while. For once it's more entertaining than facebook. lol. This is the smack talk section anyways. lol

Round 2. Fight!

I don't get the bold.:confused:


and I miss the part where zig got shot down in flames.....:confused::confused::confused:

Oooooooh look at you getting all defensive for your boyfriend . Ballsack aka zigfag123 tried to come the cunt (as much as he is) earlier on another thread. Try fucking looking for it instead of coming across all misty eyed. I appreciate you pissing yourself in defense maybe having the odd jerk off thinking about him but try and contain yourself there loverboy.

Oh and thanks for whoever voted for me:smokin: .....and for the pms explaining about the Dildo that started the poll. I get it now.

I feel you have a slightly loose grip on reality.

Agreed he does..or she does... or whatever you call a "Keeko"

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


One thing is for sure, Keeko feels that the internet and the SMACK TALK section on this forum is:

100% SERIOUS BUSINESS

and thats where his grip on reality shows its fading.

whey hey! Mustangboards number one prick has returned with an (as expected) intellectually worthless comment. You like to think of yourself as a bit of a big shot. An attention whore who prides himself on worthless `internet flame wars`. In real life you`re probably some skinny spotty geek who sits jerking off to small boys on the internet while making yourself out to be some kinda hero.
You come across as a right cunt and are obviously not educated to the level you think you should be.

I can`t believe out of all the sperm that was fired up your mother that night you were the quickest.
What the fuck happened there?

Go on, swing your `ban hammer` now.

(no offence buddy) :)

And the metal piece of anal gay play is still butthurt.

This is going to remain funny as long as you keep taking this seriously.

This is SMACK TALK... the forum section made for exposing easily butthurt metal pieces of anal gay play such as yourself.

You picked the name, maybe you should have looked up its definition before you registered it.

Im laughing at your replies, as they are quite creative, but by no means offensive to me in any way.

Why? Cause the internet is SERIOUS BUSINESS

Keeko you are being a real pussy right now.

Serious business. Exposed. yeah , ok. How about my ass exposed so you can can put metal things in it? You keep going on about it. maybe your thing, dunno. Right ok, you got me, I took the bait. At least I`m providing fucking entertainment man. The forum is dying on it arse so it can`t all be bad. I never was one for fucking about or half measures and don`t mince my words. You can`t knock a man for that surely? Infact when you look at my registration in my sig, . . . . . . . . :smokin:


Maybe I should have registered as Deathmonster5000 or some shit and dressed up in a cheap Batman suit to post.

Oh and while we`re on the subject of urban fucking dictionary

http://zigzag.urbanup.com/5258939

Have some of fucking that!




.........you guys struggle sometimes to pick up on British humor , or is it humour? and what the fuck? butthurt? I came on here to learn about Mustangs but fuck me, I`m learning another version of English.

Shut it ya fud. Hit a nerve have I? Anyway, where the fuck did you you come from with your 2 cents worth? I`ve probably threw bigger out of the way to get into a fucking fight. I`m enjoying myself. Serious Business. Its smack talk ffs. etc.

Zig is busting your balls and you are whining and crying like a little bitch.

Eh?:confused:

Talk about wrong end of the stick? Wisen up man.


........fuck me, maybe I should write an explanation for some of my posts for the hard of understanding or have some kinda disclaimer. I`ll give you the benefit of the doubt and put it down to transatlantic breakdown. Now don`t be having a pop at my country or I really will get pissed off, come through the interweb wires , pop out at the other end and choke you.

:smokin:

Quit yer whining ya fuckin leprechaun.

lol, dumb Canadian bastard.

This is funny.

Inaccuracy continued...

Its ok, I dont want to share your pot 'o gold at the end of the rainbow.

I was going to call you Mexican but I thought that was going a bit too far.....:t:

And technically I am closer to canada than mexico, so I suppose you did ok.