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drag_racer33 04-04-2011 05:14 PM

Screw girls, cars are easier
 
You know when you try to explain something and it goes terribly wrong... yea that just happened. Like how I do not like one of my significant other's (we aren't dating for several reasons I won't discuss... just leave it at she is going into the peace corps) friends who happens to be a guy because a few coincidences (she always tends to have plans with him when I am either sick or having a really shitty day and want her to help me unwind... she is one of a few people that can actually calm me down the few times I get worked up). She will think instead of explaining why you do not like him, you are telling her she is a bitch.

So I decided, instead of getting a girlfriend or married I am going buy a few hundred acres so I can have a place to hunt and spend money on cars because they are a lot easier to get along with.

PColav6 04-04-2011 05:50 PM

The peace corps is pretty cool if you're trying to show people that you're a hippie faggot.

bigkeeko 04-04-2011 05:52 PM

Women have totally fucked my life over. At the minute I`m trying to patch shit up with my wife as I had been ramming some sexy chick from work.
A case of `the little head ruling the big head`. In saying that, me being a dumb bastard I`d probably trip up again. Wanting to jump other chicks is a life long illness I can`t seem to shake. I think I`ll ge de-balled. lol

NeedACobra 04-04-2011 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PColav6 (Post 472472)
The peace corps is pretty cool if you're trying to show people that you're a hippie faggot.

And there is NOTHING worse than a hippie faggot.

drag_racer33 04-04-2011 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by NeedACobra (Post 472474)
And there is NOTHING worse than a hippie faggot.

+1, though she hates hippies.... ironic?

It is just frustrating with how things go great then BAM haha you werent on your toes now you are fucked

Must See 04-04-2011 10:38 PM

They way things are currently going for me, I think I was meant to be single.

King 04-04-2011 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472473)
Women have totally fucked my life over. At the minute I`m trying to patch shit up with my wife as I had been ramming some sexy chick from work.
A case of `the little head ruling the big head`. In saying that, me being a dumb bastard I`d probably trip up again. Wanting to jump other chicks is a life long illness I can`t seem to shake. I think I`ll ge de-balled. lol

It doesn't sound like it's the women that have screwed you over...that seems to be your own doing. And if you ask me, you were unfaithful to your wife, so you deserve it. I can't stand cheaters.

zigzagg321 04-05-2011 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by King (Post 472482)
It doesn't sound like it's the women that have screwed you over...that seems to be your own doing. And if you ask me, you were unfaithful to your wife, so you deserve it. I can't stand cheaters.


and outta nowhere, as usual, its King. lol...

Switch 04-05-2011 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472473)
Women have totally fucked my life over. At the minute I`m trying to patch shit up with my wife as I had been ramming some sexy chick from work.
A case of `the little head ruling the big head`. In saying that, me being a dumb bastard I`d probably trip up again. Wanting to jump other chicks is a life long illness I can`t seem to shake. I think I`ll ge de-balled. lol

Not to be rude or anything, but what did you think was going to happen when your girlfriend found out? :smokin:

BikerSk8rKid 04-05-2011 12:05 PM

I hate cheaters too and I don't understand. If your going to cheat then why even bother wasting your time getting married or even dating?

bigkeeko 04-05-2011 01:40 PM

Fuck me. I`ve joined the `Angels of Ford church` forum. I`m sorry my cock works, I`ll be going to hell now eh? . Everyone perfect on here then? No-one ever made mistakes? I never said I was proud of the fact.

NeedACobra 04-05-2011 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BikerSk8rKid (Post 472500)
I hate cheaters too and I don't understand. If your going to cheat then why even bother wasting your time getting married or even dating?

Because some people just like to fuck.
You can still cheat on a girl and have a stronger attraction to her than the girl you're plowing on the side. Thats just how shit works. God damn. Yall act like he cheated on YOUR girls.

Badfish 04-05-2011 05:09 PM

http://www.peta-sucks.com/smf/Smiley...read_sucks.gif

Steeda97 04-05-2011 06:23 PM

So wait, you're giving up girls for cars? Weird. I'd rather have some big ol' titties in my face than suck on a long tube header.

bigkeeko 04-05-2011 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeda97 (Post 472519)
I'd rather have some big ol' titties in my face than suck on a long tube header.


No way. You`ll burn in hell for that. Especially if you`re involved with another woman.

Infact. Show me a man thats not touched another woman his whole life while he`s been involved with a girl and I`ll show you a fucking liar. Or a faggot.:rolleyes:

Brontobyte 04-05-2011 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472524)
No way. You`ll burn in hell for that. Especially if you`re involved with another woman.

Infact. Show me a man thats not touched another woman his whole life while he`s been involved with a girl and I`ll show you a fucking liar. Or a faggot.:rolleyes:

bill clinton.

whitestang04 04-05-2011 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Brontobyte (Post 472530)
bill clinton.

:hahaha:

Shadow_Stang 04-05-2011 09:00 PM

I'm about to head out the door, so I didn't get to read every single comment on this, but I saw you guys mention cheaters, and just thought I would say: I found out 3 days ago that my girlfriend has been cheating on me for a month... and so I told her it was over, and to never talk to me again. In response to that, she tells me I'm full of shit, and that shes glad she did it. (you'll have to take my word for this part: but I never treated her wrong, and was always nice to her)

So... no disrespect to anyone on here, because I don't know any of you personaly... but: I hate cheaters, they disgust me, and deserve to never find happiness. I could litterally go on for hours damning them to the deepest pit of hell, but I gotta go.

zigzagg321 04-05-2011 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472524)

Infact. Show me a man thats not touched another woman his whole life while he`s been involved with a girl and I`ll show you a fucking liar. Or a faggot.:rolleyes:

I have never cheated, and I like women...a lot. I am not a liar nor am I lying.

Your theory sucks about as much dick as you do for cheating... on your wife no less.

Now, I dont think you can burn in a place that doesn't exist, so you're safe as far as that goes.

But you are in fact a dousche canoe for cheating on your wife, and you do in fact deserve whatever fucked up drama ensues because of it.

:t:

bigkeeko 04-05-2011 09:38 PM

Fuckin hell. We`re getting heartbreak stories and promises of chastity now.
Turning into the fuckin jerry springer show.

17 years i was with my missus and fucked up ONCE.
I`m only human. You`d think i`d said I was a fucking rapist or a child molestor.

At least the thread has a bit of life to it now.

Ok ladies, form a queue.:smokin:

whitestang04 04-05-2011 09:54 PM

Someone pass the popcorn.

zigzagg321 04-05-2011 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472544)
Fuckin hell. We`re getting heartbreak stories and promises of chastity now.
Turning into the fuckin jerry springer show.

17 years i was with my missus and fucked up ONCE.
I`m only human. You`d think i`d said I was a fucking rapist or a child molestor.

At least the thread has a bit of life to it now.

Ok ladies, form a queue.:smokin:

Nah, if you were thought to be a child molester or rapist you would have gotten the ban hammer.

Brontobyte 04-05-2011 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by whitestang04 (Post 472547)
Someone pass the popcorn.

it's going to be awhile, i'll break out the grill and burgers...

Shadow_Stang 04-05-2011 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472544)
Fuckin hell. We`re getting heartbreak stories and promises of chastity now.
Turning into the fuckin jerry springer show.

17 years i was with my missus and fucked up ONCE.
I`m only human. You`d think i`d said I was a fucking rapist or a child molestor.

At least the thread has a bit of life to it now.

Ok ladies, form a queue.:smokin:

I know your reply wasn't to me, but just gonna add something...

I'm only human too, but I've never cheated. Never even considered it. I'm not saying I'm perfect or anything, it's just that a rapist and child molesters can sometimes be spotted and avoided... but cheaters get close to you, gain your trust... then back-stab you. It's the fuckin worst feeling in the word, and all I'm saying is that I hate people who do it. (I don't know you personally, so don't take offense.. but you gotta understand, this is comming from someone whos been fucked over twice, and didn't deserve it each time)

I have nothing against anyone on this thread. Sorry if I sound like I'm whining. Just kinda ironic i stumbled upon this thread 3 days after that bitch finally admited it to me, then called me a piece of shit for not taking her back, then said she was glad she did it. (damn this is the jerry springer show. lol) sorry guys.

bigkeeko 04-05-2011 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 472549)
Nah, if you were thought to be a child molester or rapist you would have gotten the ban hammer.

Thats good enough for me as this is one of the better forums (while I`m still in it)

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Originally Posted by BikerSk8rKid (Post 472500)
I don't understand.

Correct.

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Originally Posted by Shadow_Stang (Post 472552)
that bitch finally admited it to me ,Sorry if I sound like I'm whining. sorry guys.

............at least you know it wasn`t me.

Shadow_Stang 04-05-2011 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472555)

At least you know it wasn`t me.

When did I ever say I suspected you?

zigzagg321 04-05-2011 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Shadow_Stang (Post 472556)
When did I ever say I suspected you?


He's def kidding...hes on a different continent than you.

Shadow_Stang 04-05-2011 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 472558)
He's def kidding...hes on a different continent than you.

I know. lol. Just didn't really get why he would point that out. It was probably some fuckin dumbshit hillbilly pill popper whos gonna live off government checks the rest of his life. I hate living in ky. Can't wait to get out of this place.

bigkeeko 04-06-2011 06:28 AM

^^
Just pulling your pistol pal. On the grand scheme of things it could be worse.
You`ll come good and feel better about stuff soon.

Shadow_Stang 04-06-2011 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by bigkeeko (Post 472563)
^^
Just pulling your pistol pal. On the grand scheme of things it could be worse.
You`ll come good and feel better about stuff soon.

It's cool man. She was a slut anyways. And sorry for hijacking this thread. lol


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