OK Folks: RedNecks of the Middle East
As we are fighting the Taliban still , its time to continue a time-honored American Tradition: As Jeff Foxworthy might say... "You might be a Taliban if:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave." 10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one. 11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not. 12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat. :D:D:D |
LOL. and...
#13. You are a terrorist piece of shit that deserves to be beheaded in front of your extended family(including the goat children) |
Haha wow, that was great
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14. u own more dresses than ur wife.......uuuuuu might b a raghead taliban fucker
15. your wife is pretty, but you keep her covered in black sheets from head to toe........uuuuuu might b a raghead taliban fucker 16. you like to hide in crowds and take pot-shots at soldiers as they drive by.......uuuuuu might b a raghead taliban fucker 17. a quick look in ur mud shack will find an arsenal under the floor, yet no food on the table 18 u love "western" consumer products, but condemn those who make them |
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