Bird poop
 

Discuss.

I wash my car completely if i see any of it, anywhere.

I, too.

Lately no matter where I go or what I do I'm getting crapped on constantly :mad:

you or your car? If you personally are getting crapped on constantly.... Well I don't want to know.

You or your car?

EDIT: Crap! John you beat me to it!

meguires quik detailer does wonders, i use it when i have very recently washed my car and it gets crapped on

I need to start carrying that in my trunk.

The car. I only clean the car when I go see my family since I live in an apartment complex. Had it all washed and polished. Two days later I walk out to catch the bus for class and there's more crap than you would imagine all over. I don't even park near trees so to say the least I hate birds... They suck at life

Thankfully I haven't been a target of their ass missles yet

I hate the bird doo doo. It looks like someone fried a small egg on my car. It sticks out like a sore thumb on a black car. Either it looks like bird doodie, or it looks like one of those sweet bullet hole decals. So its a win lose situation for me?

lmfao. thats only happened to me once.

but yea if it happens on the car, i gotta wash the whole thing.

This is why I have a garage. That I currently can't even use so I am in the same boat...Shit.


I use Poorboys spray and wipe. Its a waterless car wash in a spray bottle that is basically made for this type of problem. Its cool stuff.
http://www.specialtymotoring.com/pb-1001.html

I definitely wash the whole thing afterwards! When it's on my car, it's no pigeon shit, it's like friggin' monster shit. WTF?

about 2 weeks ago i would wash my car, then during the next day i would get another MONSTER BIRD SHIT on it. and everytime it happens, its a whole nother wash

for a few days there was a couple that looked like freaking terradactyl shit!!

http://www.rotaryaction.com/images/jurassicp3.jpg


come on seriously?

and i wasnt even parked under any trees

I used to have a car-port that I parked under at my old house, and every fucking morning there would be bird shit on my driver side door EVERY MORNING. And it always seemed to be in the same spot....it would even happen if I DIDNT park under the car-port...I was starting to think that this bird had a grudge against me or something..

I had a bird shit on the Cobra one time while it was around 100 outside.It must have happened early in the day and sat on the paint all day while I was at work.It ate through the clear coat and left a spot that would not come off!

Being such a obsessive detail person it drove me nuts! To most people they would not have even noticed it but I always knew where it was.

Speaking of the Cobra it's too bad you sold it, I would have loved to see it. is there any nice Stangs up in Carthage? I took the Mach to the drive-inn up there and ran it open cutouts, There was a ton of people coming up and looking at it.

Yea there are a few,most of them are older 5.0's that are bad as hell.

speaking of.... I need to wash my car tomorrow. Anyone wanna help?

Seriously John?

:orlysmiley:

...or Dave. I had forgotten about the combined effort with that. lol.

Apparently there are a few man leg humpers around here. You should have no problem.

:D

^ Someone just got duped, son!

one day i swear im gonna catch one of those damn birds in my yard and hold him down while i take a nice steamy shit on him, then ill feel like justice has been served. I need reparations dammit:flameON: