Jack The Ripper
 

so i was driving around denver today, and guess who i spotted..you guessed it..ole jackie boy driving his old ass honda around town. but the real zinger was who was in he car with him...now im not sure who exactly, but it was this REALLY flambuoyant (sp?) dude with curly hair and a rainbow shirt on, i mean i could SMELL the gay eminating from jacks honda...i laughed my ass off for atleast 30 minutes...godamnit i wish i had my camera..

so explain the gay dude chris..what were you doin eh?:kekekegay:

LOL... my honda has been snowed in at work for the last 3 days.

nice try homo!!!!!!!!!:tongueout:

wow that excuse was almost as good as "mommy, my tummy hurts i cant go to scool today"

seriously though..wtf?

Well maybe if your mom knew exactly how many gallons of donkey spooge you gulped down then she would believe you have a tummy ache.

serisouly what? my honda has been parked at work since thursday. My buddy has a 4x4 and had been giving me a lift to work.

yeah..you and you're buddy are doin somethin alright..

now what were you tellin me earlier about how you like midget bjs?

well yeah i do like midgit bj's,. i just kinda relaxed off that topic cause you got mad cause i was callin yer mom a midget.

But dont worry, i do remember, you set me straight, she aint a midget. she is a ****in oompaloompa

in fact, here is a pic of yer mom and her sisters on "Solid Gold"
http://www.prestigioushomesflatfeese...%20Loompab.jpg

ALRIGHT ill admit it..my smack is mad weak right now..im in too much of a daze to think up awesome insults, even when i have all the time to think of em..

im not a hater today, but i want a rematch...when im clearheaded and ready to tear into you like you tore into that midget strippers door #2

there are no female oompa loompas retard....you screwed a tranny oopma loompa..LMAO

Dude she was a freak. lol