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Jack The Ripper 11-03-2006 03:22 PM

Hey EVERYONE!
 
Rabbit. Cant hang with his job, who the hell does this guy think he is? Eminem in 8mile? Rabbit? Hey therte little fluffy bunny, why don’t you go hop your furry ass straight to hell before you breed and contaminate the gene pool any futher.

Slither, finally decided to come crawling back huh? Yer like a bad case of Herpes man, just when we thought you were gone you come worming yer way back! Yer an alcoholic and nobody trusts you! And you got a special "tickle me elmo" doll with a hole in its butt that you spend far far FAR too much time with!

Foncarelli? What the hell is that supposed to mean? I don’t even know how the hell to pronounce that! Bitch please. GTFO

Badfish, cant believe this guy, claims he is a fat tom cruse but he certainly aint no driver from Days of Thunder, 9 bumpers and a ton of his moms money later he finally realizes he needs something with training wheels and gets a goddamn ranger.

DsDaddy AKA YellowStang99 , well, I cant prove it but I think these two assholes are the same guy. I think Dsdaddy was tagged for some military experimental plan shit and ended up going through some quantum vortex worm hole and split his mind into 2 warring factions. Its bad enough he is an asshole, but he now has 2 different opinions to offer on EVERYTHING! Somebody put this guy in a freakin straight jacket before he harms somebody else!

Mattj & Madmatt, the freakin Olsen twins right here. Classic example of the good twin MadMatt and the evil twin Mattj, everybody hates these guys, from what I hear they are in that "Furry" crap where they dress up like big bunnys and squirrels and merrily play games of grabass like it is the freakin summer of love!

SpinMedia, the 5ft 3in 115lb clone of lenny kravitz who cant get laid without a special longsleeve shirt. A quasi-homosexual who spends more time at the manicurist than in a garage. This guy doesent even own a freakin mustang, he drives a freakin Honda Odessy but is too ashamed to admit it. Spending all his time with his sugar daddy who wishes he could keep a perfectly good Z06 runnin! Kinda wonder whats going on between those two.

Yayi, Wem ist die Hölle dieser Kerl? immer postin vids und Verschwinden, seit dem, als, verkaufen sie Mustangs in Deutschland irgendwie? Ich nicht sogar kenne diesen Kerl, aber er verdammt nahe Launen mich heraus!

WaterDr, Who the hell do you think you are freakin morgan freeman? Always gotta be the voice of reason? Ill bet that’s all a front for that big underground black market rape-baby sales ring you got going on. Im on to you bitch, I know about your heroine problem, I know how you like to whip puppies with a car attenna! You cant get away with this forever, so drop the front!!!!!

Greg@sn95…. Wow…… I don’t even know where to begin, should I begin with your drunk ass running from the cops in a suped up go-kart? Or should I go after your NJIT white power hate group? Damn, this would be too easy. Actually I think I will just somply say "Thank you greg. Thank you for having such ****ing crazy existance and being such a complete phucktard., it makes my own screwed up world seem relativly normal"

PColav6, still swinging from the teats of Slither I see. Gently nursing…..One of these days he will have to cut your umbilicle cord and allow you to have yer own opinion on things.

Dannyb747, Yer a homo.

4.6love….. Well…. Shit man… yer allright.

PureStang, for christs sake get a ****in personality, I mean seriously, you have over 3,000 goddamn posts and I cant think of a single thing to say about you. I get the feeling yer about 35 years old and in love with your mother though. Seriously dude, that aint cool. You oughtta see somebody about that…. And NOT your mother….

Shambles…. I always though you were some older big guy. Turns out yer the incarnate of the Mad Magazine mascot. You look like yer 12. And all you do all day long is play with yer banstick, you really need to get out more. Yer a criminal and everyone makes fun of you behind your back. Suprising you cant hear them with those freakin radars on the side of yer baseball sized head!

Venom…… you scare me.. im gonna leave it at that.

Wnracing, I heared about you buddy. Oh yeah. You don’t think anybody knows about what happened do ya? . But I know. I know about that drunken night when that sheep got its leg caught in the barbwire. I know what you did to that poor innocent lamb. You sick bastard…. Ok so I got nothin on ya. But you still suck.

Ghoststalker. Im having a hard time deciding of who you remind me of more. Butters from Southpark, or that banjo playing kid from deliverance? Either way you are gonna grow up to be a total dirbag, my bet is by the time you are 30 you will have drank your liver to oblivion and killed your brain on nitrous.

WhiteThunder46. Man, I just cant bring myself to flame away on you, after all, your life sucks enough seeing as how you live in Dayton Ohio. If I ever found out I had a terminal desiese, I'd move there. Cause every day is a ****in eternity.

Wances03SVT ME WANCE! ME HAVE COBWA! WOOKIE MY COBWA! … Yes Lance, we KNOW you have a cobra, we are all green with envy NOW ARE YOU FINISHED????? For christs sake, Ever since you got your cobra that’s all I hear from you! "New Pitchos of my Cobwa!" "wookie dis is the wook I want on my cobra" My Cobwa my Cobwa my Cobwa. For crying out loud man, why don’t you just MARRY the damn thing? Shuttup you f'in Drag Queen!

Mcmmotorsports, hey whats the trucker radio code for "I want a gay blowjob?" wait, don’t tell me, but the funny thing is YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!. We all know what happens at the truck stops, and we are pretty positive you both give and receive! 10-4 there good buddy!

Jjtgiants………. Shit man, yer allright. Dunno why you hang around with these idiots.


EVERYONE ELSE, I diddnt forghet you, I just diddnt think you were worth mentioning!!!!!!!'


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YALL SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.thedailyspork.com/middle%20finger.gif

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4.6 Love 11-03-2006 04:08 PM

hahahah...good stuff slappy...

PColav6 11-03-2006 04:13 PM

We'll see whose laughing once you're driving this!
http://www.eclipsemobility.com/asset...in_motion2.jpg

:kekekegay:

Lances03SVT 11-03-2006 04:15 PM

You made me find this........

http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/421...adisgay6jt.jpg

PColav6 11-03-2006 04:16 PM

http://www.nack.us/web_images/funny/148nom0.jpg
http://www.nack.us/web_images/funny/funnypic.jpg
http://img434.imageshack.us/img434/4...ourbeersu4.jpg

Jack The Ripper 11-03-2006 04:28 PM


Originally Posted by PColav6 (Post 220132)
We'll see whose laughing once you're driving this!
http://www.eclipsemobility.com/asset...in_motion2.jpg

:kekekegay:

at least it looks like it is going fast. can somone photochop it black, with some dubs and racing stripes?

Jack The Ripper 11-03-2006 04:29 PM


Originally Posted by Lances03SVT (Post 220133)
You made me find this........

Dude... that pic scarred me for life.

Lances03SVT 11-03-2006 04:35 PM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 220137)
Dude... that pic scarred me for life.

LMFAO Hell yea!!

I only break it out for the shock value :salook:

Jack The Ripper 11-03-2006 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by Lances03SVT (Post 220141)
LMFAO Hell yea!!

I only break it out for the shock value :salook:

I never knew Alf was so.... endowed.... lol

Lances03SVT 11-03-2006 04:38 PM

I like this one too........

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/3623/negative98gx.jpg

Lances03SVT 11-03-2006 04:39 PM


Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 220142)
I never knew Alf was so.... endowed.... lol

Oh yea Jon told me it was true :ohsnap:

SpinMedia 11-03-2006 04:50 PM

im 6'0 btw.

PColav6 11-03-2006 05:03 PM

6'0 with your hair helmet included, anyway. :salook:

SpinMedia 11-03-2006 05:04 PM

I shaved the hair helmet off, growing it back out though.

PColav6 11-03-2006 05:09 PM

Why not get a mohawk?

SpinMedia 11-03-2006 05:12 PM

Because im not a loser.

PColav6 11-03-2006 05:13 PM

You think that, anyway :shock2:

GREG@SN95 11-03-2006 07:15 PM

your welcome

Ghostalker 11-04-2006 10:44 AM

I am just shocked you didnt mention stang00... however, if you think youve insulted me, mine makes no sense.. at all. I also dont drink and dont use nitros, but wouldnt mind having alot of both.

stang00 11-04-2006 12:00 PM


Originally Posted by Ghostalker (Post 220289)
I am just shocked you didnt mention stang00... however, if you think youve insulted me, mine makes no sense.. at all. I also dont drink and dont use nitros, but wouldnt mind having alot of both.

seriously how do my grammer skills not get mentioned uh oh i think jack secretly has a crush on me:kekekegay:

PureStang 11-04-2006 02:02 PM

slappy, go sell ur car...o and make sure that new owner knows it doesnt come w/ traction control or abs but it does include dead hookers in the trunk:salook: :shock2:

wnracing 11-04-2006 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper (Post 220119)
Wnracing, I heared about you buddy. Oh yeah. You don’t think anybody knows about what happened do ya? . But I know. I know about that drunken night when that sheep got its leg caught in the barbwire. I know what you did to that poor innocent lamb. You sick bastard…. Ok so I got nothin on ya. But you still suck.

LMFAO! :Woot: You LOSE!!!!

Oh yeah, I got soemthin' for ya!
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PureStang 11-05-2006 11:08 AM

hey slappy..if u wanna see me have some personality..then go to the "This is nonsence" thread and "how easy it is to get 50 posts" thread :poke:

Shambles 11-06-2006 11:55 AM

Jack...your name used to be Slappy....Slappy is Portuguese for "Optimus Fagitron"

Nuf Said.

Jack The Ripper 11-06-2006 01:43 PM


Originally Posted by Shambles (Post 220820)
Jack...your name used to be Slappy....Slappy is Portuguese for "Optimus Fagitron"

Nuf Said.

LMAO!!!! Optimus Fagitron!!!!!!!!! I dont care who you are thats some funny shit

whitethunder46 11-06-2006 02:35 PM

wow man, wow, I don't know what to say


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