Hehehehehe

Mommy learned me some books.

 

Not that odd...I have a rear fender budget. Just in case I ever feel the need to change out my rear fender. I also have a glove box budget. Thats probably the most important thing of all. If my glove box gets too cluttered, I just replace it with a new one. No sense cleaning it or putting up with it. Just toss and replace!

****, beat me to it.

 

hmmm....rain stopped.....clouds are clearin... i might be able to salvage this as a stang night after all...but have no fear...i'll leave some wittier insults for my wnracing and shambles....shambles...because you said they lacked wit...i went to the witty insults webpage for you........it should keep you peabrains busy till i get back


wnracing -



Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.

You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.

You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder

All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high.



shambles -



You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control.

He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe

Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade.

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to folk, I'd say BOO!

You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer face.

You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately she too hates it!

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Sure, I'd love to help you out...now, which way did you come in?

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn't have given you worse advice...

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching remedial classes at Cucumber college.

Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did you do with the diaper?

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill ever since!

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should be, you sap!

I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT DISTRICT'



there ya go...and its certified as both funny and witty...and unfortunately for you 2...true....stew on those till i return

 

The fact that you admitted this, just shows how ****ing stupid you really are.

You cant come up with a witty retort, you have to use someone else's words (on the internet no less) in order to insult someone.

You were a recipient of a Darwin Award weren't you?

 

..........

 

what's hilarious is that even though you have been ripping on him as well, he chooses to totally ignore it and direct all the stupid insults towards shambles and wnracing. (and probably me now that i've exposed his secret love for jack)

 

well i'm back....and maybe i'm tired but i cant seem to find the post in this thread where jack attacked...har har har...that rhymed...jack attacked...lol...dont try and sashay around, codiddy....jump in the pool headfirst...you dont have to push jack in front of you....i take all comers....but dont get all whiny and hurt like that oompa loompa, shambles and the newest member of the village people, wnracing....they went to bed in tears......but at least i'm pretty sure wnracing is havin pleasant dreams about me in the loincloth...

 

yawn...hmmm...well i'm tired....my snooze will give you time to think up some more of your now legendary and genius replies

 

I quoted one of em you retard

 

it says that on the website dave...so i figured it must be true

 

Your insults and horrible sentence structure get worse every post.

</yourself>

 

Hmm.

Im sorry about your day getting ruined. Be positive, thats 90 hours of pay you'll get

Everyone else, who the hell cares. If he doesnt have the $$$ for the gps, what does it matter? Is it worth 4 pages of bickering and nonsense? Its the internet.

Play nice or the thread is getting locked, as it has already gone WAY off from its original point from post #2 on...

 

Party poopur.

 

thanks matt...theyre just raggin on me to rag on me...theres no post in this entire forum that i put up where i said i was rich...so i really dont know where they were comin from anyway...even in the thread about my bumper cover i never pretended i was well off...so who knows what their intent was...


https://mustangboards.com/the-lounge...per-cover.html


just so they know...i'm not a rich guy...i'm a comfortable guy...hope that sets them at ease...and shambles...for a guy that spent so much time correctin my grammer and spelling...you screwed up a simple word like pooper?

 

+1






Or a taco.

 

I just had me a chicken and mushroom cheesesteak sandwich with some onion rings. MMMM tasty

 

God you're stupid...