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Old Apr 14, 2007 | 05:16 AM
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My advice for today:

Dont try and chug half a gallon of whole milk in under 2 minutes. It comes right back up... especially when there is beer involved.
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 06:54 AM
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ROFL. Nice move. Shouldve gotten it on video.
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 07:27 AM
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ALWAYS get it on video. gallon challenge ftw
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 09:19 AM
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i heard if you put lemon in with milk thats what its all about
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 11:08 AM
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Milk makes me sick for the most part... ...gives me the *****...
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 01:29 PM
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lol!!!
dude..u r the *****!!
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 01:58 PM
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had yogurt poops about 4 times so far...
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 03:41 PM
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your body cannot digest that much milk at once. A teacher got fired for doing that as a class excercise. Kids were puking everywhere. Parents got mad. he got fired..
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 04:25 PM
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The bet was 40 bucks to finish about 3/4s of a gallon of whole milk in under 2 minutes.

First Chug - I got a good half way finished. Things were lookin great. Time left - about 1:40

Second Chug - Got down to about 1/8th and things were lookin gloomy. My belly filled to the brim, and I could feel it expanding out. I got about a minute left

Third Chug - I look at the milk and its close to being done. I knew I was in a shitty situation but i had a minute left so I paused for about 15 seconds. Took a couple gulps and walked to the bathroom to finish off my set. I looked at the milk after this chug and I had mabye 2 or 3 gulps left and my stomach said screw you bitch and I hurled inside the bathroom sink. I only puked up about half of what I drank, but I still saw reminents of my Chipotle burrito.

I felt like a bag of smashed ******** and called it a night. I had to cash out at 1130 because of that stupid event. My anus felt like it dispersed warm yogurt all day today.
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 04:28 PM
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bullshit i've drank that much after practice or a work out... a half gallon is nothing...
 
Old Apr 14, 2007 | 11:14 PM
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Try doing it with protein builder in it.....blah
 
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