Late one night SpinMedia was playing with Jack the ripper when Jack discovered his butthole was literally leaking with blood!
But then realized it was Stang00 and it was his twinky that was leaking..Stang00 turned to him and Everyone died but jack cause he kicks ***. THE END.

However he quickly realized that he was dreaming and soon realized the grimm reality of his meaningless life would soon lead to driving a minivan and cursing out the ******** on the mustangboards But then realized that Slither was the only E-Thug and decided he would rather take a ride in his brand new mini van when he realized that a ***** was still lodged in his butt.
So he called his good friend Slither who came across a Elmo doll which he proceeded to make love to in the back of Jack's mini van then jack farted killing slither... so jack goes out to find a new *****...but finds badfish sitting in his ranger

jack then goes up to badfish and gives him a big wett one on the lips. Jon then says Your lips are much softer than Greg's mother. But your dick is twice the size of gregs. Then jack said damn right it is and went out and banged the sweedish bikini team and died a happy man

then jack wakes up from his dream of the bikini team and finds himself next to a dog that just crapped on him and then he Screams in disgust as he sees Tclark shove his wiener in the dogs poop hole while it is pooping in jacks mouth and he ate the poo and said what a lovely tea party he went downstairs to find that greg smeared poop all over the walls...

he runs upstairs to sit in his bed and cry to his mommy because he needs a mini van and then greg walks in and throws him out his bedroom window to put him out of his misery.(thank god) Then greg truns around to leave but the mother trucking juggernaut is coming at him full speed after the juggernaut ram him over he smoked a pound and a half of pot and turned on the boo tube.

Jon was bewildered after the TV came on because every channel had the same picture: Midget clowns running around beating on GAYS! Thats when the whole MT board realized that they had to get as far away from the queer infested state of CA and began their journey to The bikini filled beaches of Florida, stopping only to pick up naked hitch-hikers and cigarettes.

So they all jumped into mustangs to find a nekked girl in each, so they now had 2 choices, on the way to the beaches of Florida they saw Jack in his minivan driving down the interstate. They had to decide if they should run him off the road or let him follow out of pitty

they ran him off the road because he was also nekked and cause he died a few hours back after falling out a window. But when they went to run him off the road!!! Jack's minivan blew out a tire, skidded sideways and started rolling towards the cliff edge. Machnjo, upon seeing this, decided to go with option 1 and jumped in the back of his car with the nekkid chicks, remembering at the last second his car was engulfed in flames. But it wasn't a big deal, besides the car was yellow, and he went on to buy a certified pre owned toyota prius. and all he had to do to get it was become an eagle scout.

So him and his nekked chick….