the run down... I will start... I will write half a sentence or most of a sentence... the following poster will finish my sentence and start a new one. The following persons will do like wise...
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Late one night SpinMedia was playing with Jack the ripper when...

 

Jack discovered his butthole was literally leaking with blood...

 

But then realized it was Stang00 and it was his twinky that was leaking..Stang00 turned to him and...

 

However he quickly realized that he was dreaming and soon realized the grimm reality of his meaningless life...

 

would soon lead to driving a minivan and...

 

But then realized that Slither was the only E-Thug and decided he would rather..

 

take a ride in his brand new mini van when...

 

he realized that a ***** was still lodged in his butt. So he called his good friend...

 

Slither who came across a Elmo doll which he proceeded to make love to in the back of Jack's mini van then

 

jack farted killing slither... so jack goes out to find a

 

a new *****...but finds badfish sitting in his ranger...

 

jack then goes up to badfish and gives him a big wett one on the lips. Jon then says...

 

Your lips are much softer than Greg's mother. But your..

 

then jack wakes up from his dream of the bikini team and finds himself next to a dog that just crapped on him and then he...

 

in jacks mouth and he ate the poo and said what a lovely tea party he went downstairs to find that...

 

greg smeared poop all over the walls... he runs upstairs

 

to sit in his bed and cry to his mommy because he needs a mini van and then greg walks in and...

 

throws him out his bedroom window to put him out of his misery. Then greg truns around to leave but

 

but the mother trucking juggernaut is coming at him full speed. after the juggernaut ram him over he...

 

smoked a pound and a half of pot and turned on the boo tube. Jon was bewildered after the TV came on because every channel had the same picture...

 

Midget clowns running around beating on...

 

GAYS! Thats when the whole MT board realized that they had to get as far away from the queer infested state of CA and began their journey to...

 

The bikini filled beaches of Florida, stopping only to pick up...

 

naked hitch-hikers and cigarettes. So they all jumped into mustangs...

 

to find a nekked girl in each!

So they now had 2 choices...

 

on the way to the beaches of Florida they saw Jack in his minivan driving down the interstate. They had to decide if they should run him off the road or let him follow out of pitty...