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madmatt 02-17-2006 04:58 AM

My first condom
 
Stolen from the depot, so I dont wanna hear anything from anyone that may have already seen it cough christie cough cough...

I remember my very first condom

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went into a drugstore to buy a package of condoms. There was a beautiful woman behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, "No."

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store. It was empty. She said, "Just a minute," and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. She asked, "Do these excite you?"

Well! , I was so dumbstruck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid down on a desk.

"Well, come on," she insisted, "we don't have much time."

So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a frown. "Did you put that condom on?"

I replied, "I sure did," and held up my thumb to show her.

73coupe99v6 02-17-2006 06:01 AM

:clap: man thats great

FritoBandito 02-17-2006 07:10 AM

LOL! Good one!

Grimmz 02-17-2006 07:56 AM

haha thats great, Giggiity Giggity GOO!

4.6 Love 02-17-2006 08:14 AM

rofl......:D

bikerjoe 02-17-2006 08:29 AM

lmfao!!!!!!!!

stanger00 02-17-2006 09:11 AM

hahaha nice

stevestang81 02-17-2006 11:07 AM

hahaha...thats great. damn though, too bad that story isnt true...this broad seems hot

macs03GT 02-17-2006 11:35 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's awesome!!!!!!!!

csledd 02-17-2006 11:46 AM

YEAH GOOD JOKE MATT REAL ORIGINAL

lol j/p

Shambles 02-17-2006 12:09 PM

Thats just wrong

madmatt 02-17-2006 01:33 PM


Originally Posted by csledd
YEAH GOOD JOKE MATT REAL ORIGINAL

lol j/p

*gives middle finger

Shambles, you are just jealous...

Foster98GT 02-17-2006 01:51 PM

lol...Good one.

1 BAD S 02-17-2006 02:10 PM

HAHAHAHAHA nice one

mustangvsix 02-17-2006 03:31 PM

haha, that was a good one...

Icefreezen 02-17-2006 03:48 PM

I needed a good laugh.....

95STANG 02-17-2006 09:07 PM

lmao




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