A Proposition (Joke)
 

Stole this from another forum, I HAD too
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A woman was walking down the street

when she was approached by a man.The man said,"I must have you right
now!

I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet

and in the time it takes for you to pick it up

I can have my way with you from behind!"



The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.



She called her girlfriend on her cell phone

and told her about the man's proposition.

Her girlfriend said,"When he drops the $500 on the ground

I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down.
Call me back and tell me what happened."



An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.



"What happened?"the girlfriend asked.

The lady said "That M F'er had $500 in quarters!"

lmfao!!!!!!!

um... next.
:p

gh3y...u should b banned 4 a day

I propose holding tank for a week. hes been getting a little mouthy with his superiors.
:p

its also been a while since hes been gone. hes about due again.

that was great!!!!!

haha, it would be the 4th time thanks to you

how about this

haha

A man was sitting on a bus when a 15 year old stepped onto the bus.

The teen had Orange yellow and green hair so the older man was stairing at him.

The kid eventually asked him " what sir you've never done something crazy in your life?"

The man said " yea about 15 year's ago i fugged a parot and i was wondering if you were my son."

LMFAO it's even funnier when you imagin it said by the petifile old man from Family Guy...

ahhaha rofl springzzstangs joke got pwned