How awsome is this
 

So i got done of my golf turnoment and we were eating (about 100 of us) at a club. My dad is good friends with the cops in town and intradused me to the police cheif of my town. I asked him what he though of my running a o/r h pipe ( i had to explain to him what that was and that i have loudmouht right now) so anyways getting down to the point he basically said that if i get pulled over for that reason to tell the cop that i know him and that it is ok to run that setup. and if i get a ticket to bring it to him and he will rip it up.

who's the luckiest person here

one of the captains for the city here always hits on me and i have a good friend in jupiter, the city where i live... also know boynton PD and a FHP... ;)

LOl, yeah tell me about it, Knowin someone is always nice.

My friends Dad is a sherriff down in Polk County FLorida, and he's VERY well known in this state, my friend has been pulled over atleast 4 times drivin home and recieved no tickets...reasons for being pulled over...Speeding (he cut off an unmarked car goin 95 on I-75, and driving drunk twice. As for me, in hs it was nice coming home from school in my dress greens...they usually didn't stop me, but now all I have is a government insurance card... :mad: LoL

I wish I had T & A, oh man would i be a SLUT! LoL

Oh yah? well i got laid 7 times in the past 4 days.
So there.

HAHA nice.



Grimmz it doesn't take T&A, i don't have much T but i do have A haha. just takes a desperate guy...

[QUOTE=ponygrrl]HAHA nice.
QUOTE]

Yeah, she thought so too. ROFL :cool:
well, she used a stronger adjective than nice. <snicker>
:D

[QUOTE=slappy]LoL, 2 weeks and some change before i go home and see my girl.

Ponygrrl: trust me, if your a girl with a nice rack and a short skirt, showin a little skin can get you in and outa places you want. It's like they say, God gave men two heads, but only enough blood to run one at a time...

I've seen it happen time and time again, pretty girls get what they want. The other ones not so much. I think I posted something about this earlier but a friend of mine got pulled over with these two Hot blond twins. The girls were driving he was in the back seat, the girls unbuttoned their tops a bit and rolled up their skirts, cop walks up to the window looks in...walks away. I'm sure other people have their stories too though.

well i lack a nice rack but yeah...

god also invented implants

LoL God also invented my wife...Brook Burke...for those of you who didn't know who was in my sig....ahhhh...::g/f...g/f...g/f....lol::

well i found a nickle on the floor today, how lucky is that :p

I fired Ed Wade today. I think I win this conversation.

???? explain

only 7 times? thats not even twice a day.. iv gotten laid more then 7 times in 1 day. now i see why ur sig says miserable rotten bastard.

If you think firing some dude is better than getting laid 7 times in 4 days, then you are one sick bastard. :D

LoL is this with the model g/f? cuz g/fs shouldn't count, you can get is almost at will (if you haven't f'ed things up some how), lol i'd say 4 girls in one day is high...if you say 7 i call BS...

Yeah, the reason for that is yer done in 5 minuits and ready to go again in 2 hours Mr. 2-pump-chump.

I on the other hand, can go 2 hours and be ready again in 5 min.

So while you leave em frustrated and wanting more, i leave em gasping for air and delerious.

You youngsters just dont know how to get the job done! Slow down buddy! it aint a race!

Sucka!

:D

oh yeah and I bet your penis is 12 inches long too :rolleyes:

Once I got this far into this thread I forgot what the hell it was even about.
BTW- people who brag about how much the get laid, usually don't.

exactly was i was thnking, i just didnt know how to put it in words

I have pictures of what I hit : :D (btw, those towls are there just for the picture :P)

Cutie Pie.

i've met her a few times and know her boyfriend/fiance. he's a jet ski racer with my boyfriend. he's hilarious, picks on my boyfriend all the time. she's not the prettiest in person.......hate to disappoint u haha. camera tricks do wonders.

Not to change the subject, but Ponygrrl, your sig says you've got BBK underdrive pulleys...any problems with 'em? I'm thinking about getting a set when I get the 4.10's installed...

I get laid plenty, trust me....

and if your not a phillies fan you wouldnt understand.

wtf slappy arent u married? that doesnt count bc any decent marriage should consist of many incidents of "laying" per night.

umm back on topic.. I win because I live in Kentucky and I'll go run open header if i want and still won't get pulled over cuz it won't be as loud as some fo the redneck trucks!!

or not... :(

no problems at all. :)

My dads the chief detective in my city and all the cops know what i drive and never pull me over...one new cop pulled my over one day and was saying something about my exhaust being too loud (I dont know anything about that :D) and i was performing an illegal start..anyways the other cop came that i knew and he said to let me go

Life is all about "hook ups" and that's no lie. It's always nice to know someone or be friends w/a cop,,just don't abuse it.






As for getting laid,,,Im married so that's pretty much non existent. Help me plzzzz. :p