Joke: Sportscar
 

Sports Car
A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she
could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything
she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds,
or less.
"And my birthday is coming up soon. You could surprise me."

So for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Graveside services will be tomorrow at two!

:) .........

lol pretty funny