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Magic Beer

A lady walks into a bar and sees are real cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.

"magic beer", he says.

She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but doesn't find anyone worth talking to. So she goes back to the man sitting at the counter and says.

"that isn't really magic beer, is it?"

"yes, i'll show you" the man replied. He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

The lady couldn't believe her eyes and says: " I bet you can't do that again."

He takes another drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.

She is so amazed that she says she wants a magic beer herself, so the guy says to the bartender, "give her one of what i'm having."

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.

The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "you know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk Superman."

:D