Joke of the day...
 

Catholic Girls

A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish.
They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact
with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the
head of one with the tip of my finger. St. Peter says, "Ok, dip the
TIP OF YOUR FINGER in The Holy Water and pass through the gate. St.
Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever
had any contact with a penis? "The girl is a little reluctant but
replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK,
dip your WHOLE HAND in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All
of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl
is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front
of the line St. Peter says "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl
replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it
before Jessica sticks her ass in it." :D

Hahaha thats a good one. Where did you get that one from?

LOL good one, pretty predictable though.

That's funny as hell and I'm Catholic!!! :D

hahahahaha i went out with lisa and jessica. when i was younger of course