Masterracing
 

New Word: Masterracing.

Definition: Activity indulged in by imbeciles (often driving what could charitably be called a "ricer") who seek to entice unlikely or unaware victims to race. Saw a post that mentioned an attempt by WRX to race a senior citizen in an older buick - actually saw with my own eyes a similar attempt featuring a yellow SRT-4 and a woman driving a minivan with a blue handicapped tag hanging from the rear view mirror and what was clearly a wheel chair sitting in the back.

This, of course, is not racing, its self abuse. To repeat a story I've told before...

Reminds me of a dog my grandfather had on his farm. Kept trying to have sex with the cows. Dog was 16" tall at the most. Cows never even noticed him.

Mental masterbation - or in this case, idiots indulging in "masterracing".

It'll make you go blind, y'know.

Each time you masterrace, god kills a kitten?

Unfortunatley that's true :(

what is the point of this thread anyways?

Dig
 

Dig against yahoos that line up and "race" against oblivious civilians. Dangerous, stupid, and give the rest of us a bad name.

Also funny.

tripleblack

:rolleyes:

lol@those that actually try to race grandmoms