Oh it looks like you had plenty of ass on your bed.

My question is...what exactly did you have to clean out of the hot tub!!!! :eek:

you know how i know you're gay?

Guys, cut the kid a break.

It's not his fault that he could have possibly been sexually assaulted with a Crayola marker while he was passed out. Do any of those markers happen to smell funny, Death? :p

I would have driven 45min, went to get the chicks, passed out at the girls place, got laid, came back and made fun of your friends for having a male slumber party.

haha

Huge bugs, tobacco from cigarettes, dip, cigarette filters, it took forever...
How?
Umm yeaa...im getting tired of alchohol, i blackout too easy, and i make an ass outa myself when i do.

Just drink slower. The best part about drinking at a party is drinking slow, enjoying a good buzz, and watchin everyone else blackout.

Just drink beer, drink 2 an hour.

2 an hour? If you have to drink that slow to keep from getting drunk to fast then you should switch to zima or something.

you must be a professional lush. good luck with that. lol.

No no no. I wasnt saying that. An enjoyable buzz to where you keep your head can be had with that. I'm from kentucky. Here we drink whiskey by the fifth. And then we black out,

Just saying 2 - 3 is a universal good slow drink.

r3d FTW

It's threads like this that make me glad for to things

1. My friends are not gay
2. We all have a mutual understanding that if a shenanigan like this were to occur the responsible party would be castrated and shot lol

Wooooooops!!!

Thanks R3d

Fag.

So simple, yet affective. I love it.

I would say I was a professional......er..well...on second that, I guess I am.
We all have our vices.
Dont judge me.

huh

Because you get drunk with a bunch of guys, get in a hot tub together, take off your clothes, and draw on eachother.

:P

Z Z z ZING!

light weight.

but seriously dude, getting drunk with a bunch of guys is not cool.

i just... damn.... wtf dude... i mean.. woah....