So I walked to the kitchen tonight to get my dinner and noticed my dad laying on the couch under a sheet in his PJs, and thought that was interesting. As I'm in the kitchen fixing my plate I see my mom put a plate of food on a tray and bring it out to my dad. Then I'm walking back to my room, I stop and say to my dad "Are you sick or something?" My mom goes "He had a little surgical procedure called a vasectomy."

I said, verbatim "What the ****" and walked to my room with my food.

1. She could have LIED and said anything else and it would have been better
2. She said it as if I don't know what the **** a vasectomy is
3. ****

 

LMAO!!! Awwww c'mon now Pcola, put on ya big boy britches. Lots of people have had a vasectomy.

 

haha

 

L.M.F.A.O!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~

Bwahahahaahaaaaa!

 

hahahah lmaoooo

 

L.O.L.

 

I guess he dont need condoms anymore.

 

You don't understand, I don't care about the procedure, it's just that she told me. And that she acted like I didn't know what it was. And that she told me.

What the ****

 

Thats kinda funny, but hey **** happens man. Theres been worse.

 

Drama Llama says meh...

 

Dont worry man, now your old man doesent need to wear a rubber when he plows your mom, it will feel so much better for him.

 

Plus, your mom doesnt have to take those pills that make her flip out for no reason.

 

Ok, this thread= hilarious

 

hahahahahhahahahahahahaha

 

Kevin, he clearly does not want to have anymore little ******* kids like you, so you should be happy about that.

 

That's some funny **** right there, I don't care who you are.

 

el oh el. I'd laugh my *** off if my parents told me something that way. I'm smarter than them on those kinds of things.

 

L.O.L. this thread is win. XD

also: nobody is getting near my junk with anything sharp at all. period.

 

No more sibs for you........

but you might want to call first on your way home because with no need for condoms it really frees up your sex life

 

Having unprotected sex too soon after a vasectomy can still result in pregnancy. With that being said, it may be a month or two before you might catch your parents ******' like jack rabbits on the couch in the middle of the day.

 

I and it didnt work either! And I have no desire of getting it redone either!

 

It didn't work??? Really??? The odds of the procedure being a failure is like.... a billion to one. I had it done bout two years ago... And im with ya on the **** gettin it redone. That once a one time thing.

 

Nope, and I dont know why... they had half the office in there while it was going on too..." you dont mind if Sally and Judy and our intern watch do ya..." being said to me. I am like sure bring the whole damn office in while your at we will make it a real event!

And then to find out it didnt take, I was like you *****! I even went and got tested a few yrs back because the crazy idea of possibly entertaining the idea of some offspring and they said nope it didnt take and the guys down stairs are still in business!

Not what I wanted to hear...

 

Damn, that sucks! I'd stomp someone's throat in.

 

I have heard that walking in on your parents having sex is like getting raped

You are never the same again and you flinch when people touch you

 

After the first 2 years of therapy its stops with the flinching, but you still feel like someones inside you......

Ok wow thats the gayest thing i think ive ever posted..

 

I heard that you not only flinch when people touch you, you constantly pick at the area where you were touched until you have made a large open sore that gets infected and festers with yellow, stinking puss.

Eh, nothing worse than what krenogin posts.

 

My friend from hs dad got it done... twice, and it failed... twice!

 

***** of steel.

 

NO FREAKING WAY!