Pesky Cat
 

So my neighbors have this fucking dark grey cat and he is really starting to piss me off. Everytime I come home he climbs up on top of my car to get warm on the hood and I guess because he blends in on my black car. And its like he doesn't like to lay on it when the car is dirty, he only does it when my car is nice and clean. He leaves fucking paw prints all of my car and I'm about ready to kill him.

I've thought about shooting him with a pellet gun while he was on the car but what if I miss? Another option is, start leaving a bowl of antifreeze on wiper cowl which would permanently fix the problem, but I really don't want to kill him.

Anyone have ideas?

Kick him off your car until he gets the idea?

Get a squirt gun. Spray the fucker until he gets the point. Worked for me..

This is y I hate cats. That has always got 2 me as well.

Id kill over my cobra...

Squirt gun! May leave some calcium spots on the car but at least he wont be clawing it up!

kill the bastard.

Get a dog. Water gun sounds like a good idea though.

water gun works wonders. Cats HATE it. and it doesnt hurt them, but it gets the job done.

I know how you feel, Shadows. I got a cover for my car and my cat still lays on it. If I didn't like him so much, his ass would be fucking worm food.

I think I may try the water gun trick. The cover only works to a certain extent. There are holes in it from where he tears at it when he gets off the car. :mad:

no need to kill the poor feller. He don't know from cars or paint jobs. Try hitting your panic button on your remote. Ford has a very loud ass horn. he'll get the message of it being an unpleasant experience. Or squirt him with the hose. Cats hate water. He'll stay away eventually.. Oh and don't shoot him with a pellet gun, they can penetrate skin and you may cause him to die that way. use a little red rider BB gun. they sting without doing any damage. Plus I'm pretty sure it's illegal to kill the neighbors pet.;)

yeah, I might have to pick up a super soaker here soon.

You just I just thought about scaring it might not be the best idea. It will extend its calws and dig into your paint trying to run away.

they dont...just use a small normal $1.00 squirt gun.

No, you don't. Stop lying. You use a death stare on that bitch and it dies right there on the hood.

yes, I wasnt suggesting what I would do, just when they should do. I have other means. I have a claw dissolving stare that will dissolve all animal claws immediately.

one day that lil kitty will grow up, and then you'll all be in a heap o trouble.

I fucking hate cats. The anti-freeze Idea sounded good. Like.....seriously Im super animal-friendly, but I just dont like cats for some reason.

sorry, you cant be suggesting to kill an essentially harmless animal and in the next sentence say you are super animal-friendly. You are contradicting yourself a bit.

Actually its pretty reasonable to dislike 1 animal out of the rest of the bunch.
Maybe I should just go with....basically animal friendly..

Cats are essentially the laziest and most useless pets ever.

spray nozzle on the hose