So I Just Got Pulled Over...
 

IN MY OWN DRIVEWAY!!! Me and my girl went to Olive Garden and then to see Armored tonight. I was on my way back home and needed smokes, so i pulled into the store at the top of hill by my house, which is less than a 1/4 of a mile from my house. Of course i didn't notice the cop that happened to be sitting in the shadows of the Church's Chicken parking lot right across the street. :| As most of you know, my car is quite a far cry from quiet. Anyhow, I get my smokes, get back in the car, and for some dumbass reason, i felt the need to click off my trusty traction control, and exit the parking lot sideways at about 4k rpms, and grab 2nd for a nice left hand power slide, then proceed down the hill at a brisk 80 mph or so, top the hill, on the brakes hard, downshift, and then slowly turn right on my street and then right into my driveway. About the time I turn my car off, out of the corner of my eye i notice blue lights turning onto my road, and much to my surprise and dismay, right into my driveway. Hmm... neat!!! So i open my door to get out, get one foot out the door, and hear over the P.A., "Driver slowly step out of the vehicle, keep your hands where i can see them. Face away from me, and with your hands on top of your head, step backwards towards my vehicle until i say stop." I was cuffed, placed in the back of the stupid cop car, and then lectured about how loud my car was, and what the fuck was the big rush. My response? I told him I was in a hurry to get home cuz I was about the shit my pants. He gave me an odd look for a moment, pulled me out of the car, uncuffed me, and told me to slow down. I couldn't belive that actually worked. LMAO. I ran to the front door, unlocked it, ran inside, and fell down laughing. :D Anyhow, interesting night, figured I'd share. BTW, Armored was a so so movie if you're thinking bout going to see it. Wait for it on DVD.

Man that's an awesome story. Quite the quick thinker you are. lol

LOL yeah, i really was. And the fucked up thing is, i generally don't do shit like that on the road. I save it for parking lots and shit. I dunno what got into me tonight. Oh well, fuck em.

Ha, funny stuff. Reminds me of the time my one friend got pulled over in his drive way. Except he was leaving it. The cop wrote him a ticket for not having his seatbelt on lol

nice man! i wanna use that next time i get pulled over haha! then i just gotta squirm in my seat a little haha! i get lectured on average 2 times a year about how loud mine is, and once, ironically got pulled over on my birthday cuz the cop wanted to "check out my car"...granted it was a week before woodward so this car freak cop must have done it to a lot of people...

and thanks for the heads up on the movie! i wanted to see it but maybe ill see brothers instead...that looks pretty good.

Haha nice dude, but that is bs..Any cop who saw me doin that would probably take me to jail...Cops LOVE my car..to get near it with lights on that is..

should have told him the viagara was kicking in, and you had to get in the house before you lost the momentum

You gotta be careful where you fuck around at these days.

Yeah for sure. Like i said, i usually don't do shit like that much anymore but for some dumb reason last nite, i just felt the need.

OMG I almost fell out of my chair laughing.