Originally Posted by Wombozi17 (Post 422983)

I had a dream last night. I feel i should share. It is short but sweet. Here we go.

I was at a stop light in my mustang. I see a white car pulling up in the rear view mirror. As it approaches, i notice it is a white mustang, cool right? As it closes in, i notice it its a new edge with a cobra bumper. I see it downshifting and bouncing around, clearly some jerkoff trying to flaunt his 5-speed. So he is on my ass at this point while im waiting for the green. I hear the engine revving, clearly the driver making a point that it is a V8. I am just ignoring this stupid pest now. All of a sudden, i feel a firm BUMP and my car moves forward a few inches. I look back, the moron is eating my rear bumper wih his car! He must have let the clutch slip while the car was in gear! He does it AGAIN and AGAIN, bumping and smashing my car! He is clearly drunk. So i get out of my car to call the police and apprehend this fool before my car is pushed into traffic.

Then i woke up. My cat jumped on my face and scared the living shit out of me.

That is all :all:

Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 422988)

I was almost 100% sure that you were going to say 'I saw Stephen in the driver's seat, then I woke up because my cat jumped on my face and scared the living shit out of me.'

That behavior sounds exactly like Stephen. Trying to flaunt that it is a V8, driving like an idiot, and wrecking the car. That describes Stephen to a 'T'.

Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 422988)

I was almost 100% sure that you were going to say 'I saw Stephen in the driver's seat, then I woke up because my cat jumped on my face and scared the living shit out of me.'

That behavior sounds exactly like Stephen. Trying to flaunt that it is a V8, driving like an idiot, and wrecking the car. That describes Stephen to a 'T'.

Originally Posted by Black Sunshine (Post 422988)

I was almost 100% sure that you were going to say 'I saw Stephen in the driver's seat, then I woke up because my cat jumped on my face and scared the living shit out of me.'

That behavior sounds exactly like Stephen. Trying to flaunt that it is a V8, driving like an idiot, and wrecking the car. That describes Stephen to a 'T'.