FML. Satan Help Me.
So, here's the deal. My little 18 year old brother had a 1995 Ford Ranger which he blew up because he didn't put any oil in it. After 2 months of searching for another vehicle, he finally found one yesterday with help from a friend who lives down the road. He found a 1995 Civic LX. It is totally stock, paint is in pretty good shape and isn't a bad little car for the 1,000 he paid for it. It seems to run pretty strong and you can tell that whoever had it before him took pretty good care of it. But...
Since I mentioned the word 'Civic' you may be able to find fault in that. Your first thought is most likely correct. One of our sources of endless rage, direct malicious insults, and incessent amusements... a ricer. He's already talking about his 'plans'. An intake, 'exhaust', and a 'body kit' are on his to-do list. He wants to put neons underneath the car and in the dashboard. He went online last night at the dude's house who helped him buy the car and has a body kit picked out already. What it looks like, I don't know. I will probably cry or go on a killing spree when I see it. What the fuck should I do? I pissed him off last night from making fun of him. One of the things I told him last night was that if he got a huge spoiler, it would be great. That way when the dryer breaks, it will finally have a functional use. I think I should bring him along on one of our next Mustang meets, that way he can see what a proper car looks like. I may force Dustin to take my brother for a ride in his car and for the rest of you to talk some sense into him. I'm at my wits fucking end and I need some help. Fuck my life. Satan help me. My little brother is a fucking ricer. :mad: :( :godamnit: :noooo: :Bigsmack: :verypissed: :2gunsfiring1: :kicknuts: :nunu: :hittingthefan: :violent-smiley-045: :hashy_diaf: :eek2: :chairshot: |
You have FAILED as a big sister!! :D:D:D
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FAIL.
Your brother FTL. |
Originally Posted by TUFF 4.6
(Post 421990)
You have FAILED as a big sister!! :D:D:D
Originally Posted by spike_africa
(Post 421995)
FAIL.
Your brother FTL. My brother also has a friend that drives an older Neon and it has 'duals'. I asked the kid 'why does your Neon have dual exhaust, I'm pretty sure it doesn't need it'. He replied with something along the lines of 'oh, it doesn't. I got a muffler part and it is just tied up there to make it look like it has duals'. I just stood there with this dumbfounded look on my face and I told him that he was a 'typical ricer with no brains, who put 3,000 if that into his car and still has an slow, ugly, piece of shit to show for it'. I haven't seen that kid back at our house since, but I did see an ugly white Neon with duals driving down the road the other day. I couldn't help but laugh. None of his friends drive a domestic, either. The good thing is, that my brother doesn't have a job and all of this won't happen anytime soon. I hope my dad stays true to his word when he says that my brother will have to move out before any of this happens. I am not looking forward to being woken up at 2am to the sound of a fart can outside my window. :mad: |
Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 421984)
Fuck my life. Satan help me. My little brother is a fucking ricer.
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beat is fucking ass! and remind him that his riced out civic well never touch your GT or the old people in your city who drive 20 under in their Crown Vic's and Lincoln's.
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OMG NO BODY KITS!! Don't be made to each their own....
but if he wants more power since he has the most god awefull slow model they have tell him screw intake and exhaust for now because it would be pointless but tell him to look into a mini me swap(tell him search honda-tech.com). Its basically putting a single cam vtec z6 head on a non vtec motor w/ecu swap. He can pick them up dirt cheap on tamparacing, orlando forums, ect...I just sold one a few months ago for 80bux but they go for about 200 usually. Its an easy 30hp gain from just a head swap a hell of a lot more than any bolt on. Then tell him to look into an ex/si trans which is a hell of a lot better because of the gearing and is good for .8 in the 1/4 mile. you welcome Mr. mustangboard ricer lol |
Wait wait wait, if your brother's a ricer doesn't that make you a ricer by blood?
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OMG this thread delivers. I feel bad for you Val. I think it would be a good idea to bring him to the next meet so he can catch a ride with Dustin, just make sure he doesn't bring his rice.
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Originally Posted by mustangV6_04
(Post 422007)
OMG NO BODY KITS!! Don't be made to each their own....
but if he wants more power since he has the most god awefull slow model they have tell him screw intake and exhaust for now because it would be pointless but tell him to look into a mini me swap(tell him search honda-tech.com). Its basically putting a single cam vtec z6 head on a non vtec motor w/ecu swap. He can pick them up dirt cheap on tamparacing, orlando forums, ect...I just sold one a few months ago for 80bux but they go for about 200 usually. Its an easy 30hp gain from just a head swap a hell of a lot more than any bolt on. Then tell him to look into an ex/si trans which is a hell of a lot better because of the gearing and is good for .8 in the 1/4 mile. you welcome Mr. mustangboard ricer lol
Originally Posted by Switch
(Post 422009)
Wait wait wait, if your brother's a ricer doesn't that make you a ricer by blood?
He is not a bad kid... just likes stupid shit and has stupid friends. He is too lazy to do his own research so he relies on everything these ricers tell him. I think I'm going to give him one of the stickers from my C/C plates and tell him that each sticker gives him 25hp, just for shits and giggles. The guy that helped him get the car has an '05 Mustang GT and he is a ricer at heart. He is also putting all these ideas into my brother's head. This is a guy who takes his stock airbox off, NO FILTER, for a cold air intake. He's the last person my brother should be taking advice from. God, I can go on and on about this. I can't wait until my uncles get ahold of him. He thinks I tore him apart last night? He hasn't heard anything yet. |
Originally Posted by Switch
(Post 422009)
Wait wait wait, if your brother's a ricer doesn't that make you a ricer by blood?
Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 422014)
Fuck my life twice. I guess I have to go get a blood transfusion now. :(
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Tell him that if he can beat you in a race you won't set his car on fire
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wow, your brother is a wigger... that sux for you and him...and he;s too stupid to realize it. I'd be more worried about him wanting to be a thug than what car he drives.
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Originally Posted by Black Sunshine
(Post 422014)
This is a guy who takes his stock airbox off, NO FILTER, for a cold air intake.
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Tell him to port his heads by sucking up sand through the intake while he's at it.
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Originally Posted by Switch
(Post 422025)
Tell him to port his heads by sucking up sand through the intake while he's at it.
and val its a head swap for 30hp and cost around 200bux so it aint so bad if hes gonna do anything to it just no damn body kits!! |
Just go pour some sugar in his gas tank and don't say a word.
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
(Post 422038)
Just go pour some bleach in his gas tank and don't say a word.
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bwahahahahhahahahahahaha neener. Naw seriously, after he's made his 1200hp bolt-on civic, race him. Then taunt him every single day and twice on Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday.
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blow up the civic, nuff said
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
(Post 422038)
Just go pour some sugar in his gas tank and don't say a word.
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Originally Posted by shad0ws
(Post 422048)
Come on man, you got alot of catching up on Mythbusters to do....
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tell him he needs nitrous oxide and when he starts refering to it as NAWZ kick him in the berries
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Originally Posted by 00blkstanggt
(Post 422052)
yeah yeah. Just play all nice and convince him to put a really big turbo on the car.
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LOL! FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! times eleventy:kicknuts:
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....You kind of make me want to beat up your brother.....
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I'll try to be a voice of reasoning here. Let Lil Bro drive the ricer for a while. You should probably encourage it. IMHO any 18 yr old shouldn't be driving any thing with enough HP to breaks the tires loose. These kids end up wrapping their cars around trees and other cars. When he turns the ripe old age of 20 something, then he might realize the error of his ricer ways, and figure out that the fast and furious was just a movie, and doesn't apply to real life. Tell him to get a job, act like at least half an adult, and use the Honda as a DD, not a race car. My 17 yr old son aint gonna drive anything that even resembles tire smoking power.. If he ever gets his permit. or his license. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by rebelyell
(Post 422140)
I'll try to be a voice of reasoning here. Let Lil Bro drive the ricer for a while. You should probably encourage it. IMHO any 18 yr old shouldn't be driving any thing with enough HP to breaks the tires loose. These kids end up wrapping their cars around trees and other cars. When he turns the ripe old age of 20 something, then he might realize the error of his ricer ways, and figure out that the fast and furious was just a movie, and doesn't apply to real life. Tell him to get a job, act like at least half an adult, and use the Honda as a DD, not a race car. My 17 yr old son aint gonna drive anything that even resembles tire smoking power.. If he ever gets his permit. or his license. :rolleyes:
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Originally Posted by Switch
(Post 422143)
I had a decently quick car and turned out alright. I wouldn't generalize and say that all teenagers don't have the common sense not to act stupid.
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