| RCTrucker7 |
06-04-2009 05:04 AM |
Larry Is In Room 232 At The Hospital
"Okay, who in the hell is Larry?" you're asking. Well Larry is a man who gets home late one night and, Linda, his wife, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my dick." he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disgust. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his dick?"
"Well for one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand."
"And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital.
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