Friends on Ebay?!
 

Anyone try to find me some new friends on Ebay. But screen out the ones that bring drama or are spoon fed money from their parents alright! LOL

I am so fed up with all my friends. Yes i know i have heard it before, Find New friends! It def blows living in a extremely nice area with a bunch of spoiled kids that think they are badasses and are so ungreatfull for how well they have it. The group that I would consider "my friends" have all lifted 20-40k trucks. What the fawk. Its not that I like them but i have known them forever and as a somewhat shy kid its hard to just go find new friends. Because i have nothing better to do I am gonna give you peeps a short summary on these so called "friends" of mine.
(not using names)

FAG #1:
Know him for basically my entire life
He is 19 years old and has had 4 cars and his truck now was purchased for 25k and he then put a 5k lift on it.
Lazy as can be
All he wants to do is drive around
And he is never satisfied with anyhting that he has
STILL has his moms credit card
And his parents might be getting him a STI because his truck is so bad on gas

FAG #2:
Another known dude for life
Parents are worth billions because the mom owns like a city block in SF
Has a 20k Tacoma that he has spent thousands of dollars on....and it still looks like crap
Wants to get a Lifted Escalade
Thinks he is a Pimp (dude that thinks be a dick to girls will get him somewhere)
Has the maturity of a 14 yr old
Hes 20 years old and bangs under agers because they are easy
Makes his friends look like idiots so that he looks like the boss (got into a fight twice because i have no tolerance when people downgrade me infront of others)
-not to mention that since he feels threatened by the fact that i am a bodybuilder and he has this couch potato of a body, he stabs at the fact that i have not lost it yet (if you can't figure what that means, drink some bleach it may help you out)

FAG #3:
known him since senior year of high school through FAG #1
Has a Lifted 40k truck
Parents are filthy rich
Parents have a recockulously nice Lake house
Have a 70k boat that he will be inheriting soon
Always complains about not having enough money, then comes back days later with a new mod on his truck....cool huh
Makes drama and exagerates to make people sorry for him
Always wants to get drunk or Fight someone

Sounds like you hang out with rich, wannabe gangster wiggiers. lol

you need to stop hanging out with rich spoiled kids with lifted trucks. it sounds like you hang out with the EXXTREEEMEMEEEEE guys from harold and kumar.

I would just walk away from all that shit! Think about it like this, would anyone of those "fags" come and get you out of jail at 3am? A real friend is somebody thats got your back. All you need is one real friend not 10 wannabe's.

Move down a couple of notches on the social ladder where the real people hang out. Working class, hamburger helper eatin, aint got a pot to piss in, car payments late, fix all thier own shit, dont care what people think about em, (you know "Rednecks") People on this level dont give a shit about how much money they have or you have. Its like "here I am take it or leave it." :t:

Hell yeah! Now that's good advice. :D

never thought about it like that....good point

Put suger in their gas tanks they will probably be to stupid to figure it out.



P.S. I've never done it but I've been tempted

I have gotten a friend out of jail at 4am year and half ago. If they wouldn't do the same its not a real friend. Though number 2 sounds like a hilarious person to be around banging underage girls and being dick at parties would make me laugh. I have some friends like the ones you posted and they are great for laughing at them and the horrible choices they make in life.

I'd take a bullet for most of my friends....... But other times I'd shoot most of them too so I don't know if that makes me a good friend to have or not.


Edit: I have the bad habit of threatening the lives of my close friends and their families when I do somthing stupid infront of them

example: "Dude, If you ever tell anyone that this happend I'll burn your house down while you're all asleep"

http://kwc.org/mythbusters/2004/07/m...er_in_a_f.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MythBusters_(season_2)

Sugar in the gas tank does not work. I can attest to that. Some piece of shit asshole put sugar in my fiance's tank (long story), and we didn't know about it. We drove from St. Petersburg, Florida, all the way home Lakeland, Florida, and didn't even notice anything until we got home. We ended up taking the bed off the truck, emptying whatever was in the gas tank, cleaning it out, replacing the fuel filter, and were still worried that some could have gotten to the engine, which it most likely would have since we drove so far. To this day, it has been over a year, and we have not noticed anything wrong at all.

yeah thats how i have started to approach it.....so i am 19 years old and the only people i really like hanging out with are 21 22 23 years old because my maturity level is there. But then again all those guys i know are still rich basterds that took over there dads business or something.
What Tuff4.6 said to find someone that is in the same boat as me with money and such is really hard especially where i live. But i have been trying really hard to find new people to hangout with.

im 17 and have like 4 freinds and one is a fag. this kid think hes so much better then every one he will come over to my house or other friends house's and start saying how great he is.

but what makes him so funny is he has know life one day he was bragging about how he looked at porn for 12 hours.wtf?

my other friends are great but my best friend comes from a really poor family ware hes dad does not work and his mom just makes money to get by.

but when it comes down to it if i ever needed some thing hes there in no time to help, one time i got in a fight with that one fag i was telling you about and he was there in a minute to help me out.

i found out that when the people have money they dont care for any one but there self.


go find some friend that don't have a lot of money and you will be with real people that care.

Good friends are definatly hard to come by

Knowing somone for most of your life really doesent mean you have to stay friends with them. It sounds like you are maturing and learning life lessons while they are stuck living in "the hills"

Get out of there. i dont know what yer doing, if yer in college or whatnot, but you really oughtta get away from them.

as for the guy who puts you down to look like "the boss", he definalty aint a friend. And although he may never figure it out, girls really do pay attention to how you treat your friends. Of course they want an alhpa dog, but there is a big difference between an alphadog and a shittalking punk.


I know a guy Scott who tried that with my friend Jeff. Jeff is one of my closest friends, he is just one of those rare people that you are glad you have had a chance to know. He would never pull tht shit. Anyways him and this other guy i know Scott were at a party and scott tried to dominate jeff physically in order to impress the girls. Scott is a fucking dumbass because he knows damn good and well that Jeff is gay and is not gonna try to move in on the chicks, and 2, Jeff is also a 5th degree international tae-kwan-do champion.

Obviously scott wasnt thinking.



anyways. maybe you had to be there.

the point is this,

hanging with a douchebag when chicks are present - the douchebag will try to insult you and put you down, because they dont have enough merrits of thier own to stand on and figure the only way they can look good is to make you look bad. It is pretty pathetic when your self esteem is not based off your own competencies and achievements, but rather on making other people look worse than yourself.

Hanging with a real friend when chicks are present - your friend will tell funny non embarassing stories about what you two have been though, talk you up to the friend of the girl he is hitting on, and do what he can to not only take care of himself, but take care of you as well and have your back.


yer 19. yer living with the fucking cast of "The hills". They will always be spoiled whiney rich kids and will never mature enough to be anything other than socially retarded.

You can do better than that.

Keep in mind, you can tell a lot about somebody by the people they choose to surround themselves with, you obviously think they are retards, dont short change yourself by wasting time with them. Do youself a massive favor, take some classes, get into some social scenes, and get away from these retarded kids and make some real genuine friends, and you will realize riches beyond what those faggots mommys and daddys spoon feed them, and you will also realize a lot more of your own self worth.

a true friend is priceless on levels beyond materlialism. ... those kids will probably never understand true wealth

thanks for the input guys it means alot

I'll be your friend:)

rofl!! :Woot:

haha j7, classic.