So, I work for a intarweb pr0n company and...
Every shift we in the operations group get a report of what's been going on in the datacenter, which includes ripping dvd's for playback over the web. This leads to things like 8'x8'x4' stacks of pr0n DVD's sitting in my datacenter. Yesterday's "swing shift" (if there ever was a pun it's swing shift in a pr0n company hehe) ripped the following niche titles:
Toe-Tail Torture Brazilian Man Sandwich Boss Bitches #9 Insult and Injury Bushy Babies Sly Productions Fat Sex In The City 2 Ass Busters 3 Club Kink Desperately Seeking Tyler Backside Story Money Fucker$ Asian Divas 3 100% Jill Hell on High Heels Spend The Night With Cindy 100% Blowjobs Best Of Perfect Pink 3 Miss JKP 2005 Lipstick Lingerie & Lesbians ** The following DVDs only ripped for 0:17 and stopped: Stick It Up Your Ass Extreme Penetrations #8 Discuss(ting). |
Gawd I love my job.
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your nutz man, thats great!
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ummm...DL link?
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not yet... wait for it.
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And he got his career through ITT Technical Institute! :D
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Does your insurance cover "mastibaters elbow" and "blindness":D:D If so, then you have the PERFECT job!
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nah... got it through 15 years of being a janitor on the information superhighway. Always cleaning up the crap others leave laying around the web.
And no. We are covered by California State Disability Insurance for work related injuries including repetitive stress injuries. Masturbating is not covered unless it's in your job description. As far as I know we don't actually have any jobs where jerkin the gerkin is in the list of regular duties. |
Originally Posted by r3dn3ck
(Post 352517)
As far as I know we don't actually have any jobs where jerkin the gerkin is in the list of regular duties.
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rofl..amazing job red
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^ + 1,000,000 rofl
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so you rip porn dvds for a living? where do i sign up?
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^Ya i kno maybe i should stop doing it for free:D
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congrats on the new job red, i hope it works out for you.
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Originally Posted by r3dn3ck
(Post 352390)
Brazilian Man Sandwich
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you stole those from the twin turbo 5.4 thread :D |
Originally Posted by Lazerred6
(Post 352519)
The chicks in the movies lol
Originally Posted by doobie
(Post 352556)
so you rip porn dvds for a living? where do i sign up?
Originally Posted by 3.8for the win
(Post 352562)
congrats on the new job red, i hope it works out for you.
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LOL I guess SOMEONE has to do that job, just never figured Id know them. :D
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you can get into the business too... it's not like you didn't come equipped from the factory with everything you need... hehe
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I have a pretty good job too, I look at porn and listen to sports radio and post on online forums all day long.
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but is that the job description or just a side effect?
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Originally Posted by r3dn3ck
(Post 352907)
but is that the job description or just a side effect?
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naw... mine is much lamer. I only really see things in the form of command line consoles or configuration pages. The amount of nekkid-ness I see is really kinda low. The shift report emails are fun as hell though.
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OH I look at actual boobs
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lucky.
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Todays rip list:
Raw Meat 4 Bang My White Tight Ass 13 Bust a Nut 5 Teen Working Girls 5 Fresh Flesh Lust in Lave Bang My White Tight Ass 19 Bang My White Tight Ass 6 Bang My White Tight Ass 21 Bang My White Tight Ass 7 Rubber Pump Party Toss My salad 7 Raw Meat 3 The Art of Ass Think someone has a serious ass fetish. |
LOL!!
That is hilariously awesome r3d. |
Here's last night's rip list:
Lingerie & Lies Butt Plunderers The Analist Manifesto When Cunts and Cocks Collide Stick a Dick in Her, She's Done Double-Stuffed Creampuffs Gallery of Sin 2 Gallery of Sin 6 Farmer's Daughters Do Beverly Hills Gallery of Sin 5 Anal Invaders 6 Anal Invaders 7 Double Midgetation Pimped by an Angel Body Shock Misty Beethoven, The Musical Cyberanal Mondo Porno Lust Runner Peepers Blacks, Blondes & One Brunette Looking for Love Kickin' it with Anna Malle Chloe's Lovesexy Cheerleader Nurses Ladies Night Out 2 The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann Discuss :) |
Cheerleader nurses that seems like the're trying to hard
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