Mustang Boards - I Survived.

My bachelor party!

lol

i know i know, yer all thinking, dammit jackie boy yer already married.

true.

BUT it was just done through the courts. we have been planning the wedding for almost a year now and it is a week from tuesday.

So saturday was my bachelor party. Went downtown. Started out with a beer at my house, a shot of jose cuervo silver, then went downtown drinking a strong Vodka Club on the ride there (my friends made me do it lol), got there and had 5 shots of Patron silver, 5 Jagerbombs, 1 shot of crown royal, 8 beers and about a dozen games of pools with about 13-15 of my good friends.

Then around midnight we lost the pool tables and all piled up and came back to my house (my buddy who got thrown in detox for walking home from the bar was nice enough to be the DD, we were all worried about going to detox for having a DD since policed seem to frown on not being able to give out DUI's)

Got home, had a couple more shots, another 4-5 beers. I was pretty sloshed at that point. Then came on the drunken drama.

my buddy ben (the best man) was out in the front yard slapboxing with my buddy creigan, well, creigan managed to get a good whallop on ben and ben got mad. Creigan backed down but ben was sauced so he continued to get mad, ended up pushing my buddy jeff (DETOX boy) out of the way and wouldnt back down and i got mad cause i diddnt wanna deal with it, so i got in bens face and he is a pretty big guy. lol he is maybe 3 inches taller than me and pretty strong. Anyways he asks if im gonna knock him on the ground and i shoved him and put him on his ass. Lol. it was suprisingly easy. he got mad, i was mad, i broke my best flashlight and he took off. lol. (everything is cool now, just drunken friends being drunk, ya know... and a new flashlight is on order, there goes 20 bucks)

then things settled down a bit, but then some more crap happened. See, my buddy ben (best man who i knocked him on his ass)well while we were downtown we run into his boss and his bosses wife. Now, ben works with me in the same general department but different job role and different boss. Anyways, his boss and his wife hang out with us downtown and make it back to my house.

so they are there too, they see all the stuff happenw with ben and stuff, but they say he no big deal. About an hour later the boss's wife is all up on my buddy scott, and the bossman was right next to them. she was all telling scott how much she likes getting railed by her husband and damn near licking his ear when she was saying it, then she asked her husband(bossman) what he thought about scott! HAHAHAHAHA,,,,, It sure looks to me like they are swingers.

aanyways, about 10 minuits after that Bossman is calling a cab to take his drunkass wife home, and my wife gets dropped off (she was having her bachlorette party the same night) and right as my wife was walking up the driveway the bossmans wife was all yelling and cussing and calling her husband a lioser and a pathetic piece of s**t and this that and the other. lol.

my wife grabbed the door to the garage and looked back over her shoulder and "Shut the F**k up ya dumb bitch!" then swaggers on inside. lol

anyways, i survived, all my friends are still buddies, my back is killing me and i still dont have any pics. lol.

if i get some soon il post a couple up.

its awesome having lots of good friends.

Anyways, we diddnt run into a single cannibal the whole night which was a relief, cause my mother in law informed us the reason they put my friend in detox is because cannibles have been abducting people and eating them. I think she saw C.H.U.D. and thought it was a documentary.

yes... she really believes this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqDToaLuJ7I

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