A Twinkie Love Letter.
 

So the other day in history class our teacher started talking about Twinkies and was pretending to get all emontial. (he was using them as an example) So me and my friend decided to go out buy a box of twinkes. We put the box of twinkies on his desk with a letterr that read.............




Dear My Consumer,

The way you look at me makes me feel so golden knowing that you have such a deep desire for my family and I. I would like to thank you for the way you use to hold me. The soft touch of your enormous gentle hands makes me all creamy inside. To know your love for me is so pure and divine makes me turn a golden brown. As you got all teary eyed on Tuesday, I could hear my name so far away. I couldn’t stand to be apart from you anymore. As I lay here on your desk, I can’t wait for your luscious hands to unwrap me oh so gentle and eat me with pleasure.

Yours truly,

Twinkie

HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

He came into class and told the class that who ever did it did a good job. And wanted to give credit where due. Me and my friend didnt sign our names are anything so he doesnt know who did it and he well never know.

haha thats funny...so did he eat it?

thats great!

Im guessing more than likely he did.