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8pm...took off from work... i'm bored... so what to do? call a girlfriend and spend a romantic evening...or....fly solo to the local strip joint and bang on tables till its race time on the strip

k..me and my bud manny are going to one of those low down dirty grimey spanish strip joints where all the chicks look like j-lo (with hooters)and you can barely see your hand in front of your face...since i am probably gonna stick out like a sore thumb there and he says all the patrons carry guns, i wanna let you know that if i dont make it back..sniff sniff...i love all you guys

fuck that.....vegas it up!!!

lol.... places like that arent even worth it, they should be tipping YOU to sit there and watch them.

My buddy's lil bro turned 22 last summer, we all went down to shotgun willies... man... talk about a lousy strip joint. you could see the scars under thier boobs, half of them had empty babybags hanging over the front of thier thong... and the last chick who went up at our table was old enough to be my grandma, i was afraid her dentures were gonna fall out

+1 to what jack said.

CHicks with scars up their middles..ect...been twice...won't go back unless i'm in vegas :D

never been to s strip club, and I never will go. I refuse to pay money to be teased.

its not just a tease if you play it right...i go to places where its a buncha young 18-21 yr old girls who are dancin nude just to buy the kid clothes...i pick the best of the bunch...then i turn on the prince charmin act...use my id to show i'm not just some schmo...lets em know i'm safe to be around...then they end up on their back and all for less than the cost of takin a regular girl to dinner and a movie...cause 20 bucks on a bra and 30 bucks for drinks just to get em talkin works wonders...like an adult toys r us