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Originally Posted by Must See
(Post 317200)
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."
The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? |
Originally Posted by Lazerred6
(Post 317220)
The man would have to write "your exact weight" ?????
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:breakdancesmilie:
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I don't get it.
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Originally Posted by HokieStang00
(Post 317228)
I don't get it.
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Originally Posted by Must See
(Post 317218)
ha thanks i decided to jump on the band wagon.
you mean Zig's bandwagon. |
Whats white with a black mustang and thinks yer all a bunch of tards?
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Shit. I've heard the same type of riddle just worded differently.
The one who makes it sells it. The one who buys it doesn't use it. The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it. What is it? |
Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
(Post 317244)
Whats white with a black mustang and thinks yer all a bunch of tards?
yer dumb ass. that's what. WOOOT I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 haha. |
Name this word:
It was before God It is Greater than God It is more evil than Satan The Poor people have it The Rich people Need it and if you eat it you will die. |
Oh and BTW the word is "nothing". LoL, almost forgot about this thread.. :p
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Originally Posted by Stangurey
(Post 317136)
Question:
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be? |
Originally Posted by Badfish
(Post 319027)
a towel.
she is a photographer... a towel... lol http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/...09/towelie.png |
Originally Posted by Badfish
(Post 319027)
a towel.
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Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
(Post 319031)
Say what?
she is a photographer... a towel... lol http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/...09/towelie.png |
Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper
(Post 319031)
Say what?
she is a photographer... a towel... lol http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/...09/towelie.png |
LMAO AT "A TOWEL"A woman shoots her husband, and he doesn't die, how is this possible?UMMMM... TOWEL!
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Originally Posted by Crimsonred02
(Post 319091)
LMAO AT "A TOWEL"A woman shoots her husband, and he doesn't die, how is this possible?UMMMM... TOWEL!
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