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Must See 03-19-2008 11:49 AM
Originally Posted by Stangurey (Post 317136)
Question:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it

Stangurey 03-19-2008 11:51 AM
Originally Posted by Must See (Post 317137)
The woman is a photographer. She shot/took a picture of him, develops it and hang it
You are correct sir! :t:

Must See 03-19-2008 11:53 AM
Originally Posted by Stangurey (Post 317138)
You are correct sir! :t:
:google:

Crimsonred02 03-19-2008 12:30 PM
Stop using google!

Steeda97 03-19-2008 02:11 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 316955)
cause that's what yur mom likes me to wear when I fuck her in the ass with a razor dildo.
:: on way to ohio looking for a scoopless plain gt::

Lazerred6 03-19-2008 02:46 PM
What coat can you only put on when it's wet?

Must See 03-19-2008 02:48 PM
Originally Posted by Lazerred6 (Post 317193)
What coat can you only put on when it's wet?
paint?

I promise i didnt use google this time.

Lazerred6 03-19-2008 02:49 PM
Originally Posted by Must See (Post 317194)
paint?
Yup

zigzagg321 03-19-2008 02:52 PM
Originally Posted by Steeda97 (Post 317177)
:: on way to ohio looking for a scoopless plain gt::
me and my Beretta are waiting. you better bring yours or it wont be as fun.

zigzagg321 03-19-2008 02:53 PM
I dont get how Candy is spelled or said with just C & Y anyone care to explain?

Must See 03-19-2008 02:54 PM
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

PColav6 03-19-2008 02:55 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 317197)
me and my Beretta are waiting. you better bring yours or it wont be as fun.
He can borrow one of my guns.
lol


white mustang shootout!

Lazerred6 03-19-2008 02:55 PM
& = AND c + & + Y = c + and + y = candy :D

Must See 03-19-2008 02:55 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 317198)
I dont get how Candy is spelled or said with just C & Y anyone care to explain?
Candy = c-a-n-d-y

C and Y = c-a-n-d-y

Lazerred6 03-19-2008 02:57 PM
I won :D

Must See 03-19-2008 02:58 PM
Originally Posted by Lazerred6 (Post 317204)
I won :D
you were just faster.

zigzagg321 03-19-2008 03:02 PM
Originally Posted by PColav6 (Post 317201)
He can borrow one of my guns.
lol


white mustang shootout!
RACIST!!@!!!!!!!@@!@!!!!!!

PColav6 03-19-2008 03:06 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 317207)
RACIST!!@!!!!!!!@@!@!!!!!!
Aw shit! Ya got me!

zigzagg321 03-19-2008 03:15 PM
Originally Posted by Must See (Post 317203)
Candy = c-a-n-d-y

C and Y = c-a-n-d-y

thats gay.


hey nice sig!!

Must See 03-19-2008 03:23 PM
Originally Posted by zigzagg321 (Post 317215)
thats gay.


hey nice sig!!
ha thanks i decided to jump on the band wagon.

Lazerred6 03-19-2008 03:26 PM
Originally Posted by Must See (Post 317200)
A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man would have to write "your exact weight" ?????

Must See 03-19-2008 03:29 PM
Originally Posted by Lazerred6 (Post 317220)
The man would have to write "your exact weight" ?????
you got it.

Lazerred6 03-19-2008 03:32 PM
:breakdancesmilie:

HokieStang00 03-19-2008 03:35 PM
I don't get it.

zigzagg321 03-19-2008 03:56 PM
Originally Posted by HokieStang00 (Post 317228)
I don't get it.
write the words "your exact weight" thats all the carnie explained he had to do to get the $50.

zigzagg321 03-19-2008 03:57 PM
Originally Posted by Must See (Post 317218)
ha thanks i decided to jump on the band wagon.

you mean Zig's bandwagon.

JackThe Ripper 03-19-2008 04:09 PM
Whats white with a black mustang and thinks yer all a bunch of tards?

HokieStang00 03-19-2008 04:18 PM
Shit. I've heard the same type of riddle just worded differently.

The one who makes it sells it.
The one who buys it doesn't use it.
The one who's using it doesn't know he's using it.
What is it?

zigzagg321 03-19-2008 04:29 PM
Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper (Post 317244)
Whats white with a black mustang and thinks yer all a bunch of tards?

yer dumb ass. that's what. WOOOT I win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


haha.

rebelyell 03-19-2008 11:12 PM
Name this word:

It was before God
It is Greater than God
It is more evil than Satan
The Poor people have it
The Rich people Need it
and if you eat it you will die.

rebelyell 03-25-2008 09:56 PM
Oh and BTW the word is "nothing". LoL, almost forgot about this thread.. :p

Badfish 03-26-2008 07:25 PM
Originally Posted by Stangurey (Post 317136)
Question:
A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
a towel.

JackThe Ripper 03-26-2008 07:30 PM
Originally Posted by Badfish (Post 319027)
a towel.
Say what?

she is a photographer...

a towel... lol

http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/...09/towelie.png

zigzagg321 03-26-2008 07:30 PM
Originally Posted by Badfish (Post 319027)
a towel.
ummm...shes taking a picture of him. I think we already covered this one.

Badfish 03-26-2008 07:33 PM
Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper (Post 319031)
Say what?

she is a photographer...

a towel... lol

http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/...09/towelie.png
do you hear that? i think it's the beat to funky town

PColav6 03-26-2008 07:49 PM
Originally Posted by JackThe Ripper (Post 319031)
Say what?

she is a photographer...

a towel... lol

http://www.citypaper.net/blogs/clog/...09/towelie.png
rofl @ towelie.

Crimsonred02 03-27-2008 06:21 AM
LMAO AT "A TOWEL"A woman shoots her husband, and he doesn't die, how is this possible?UMMMM... TOWEL!

Badfish 03-27-2008 08:57 AM
Originally Posted by Crimsonred02 (Post 319091)
LMAO AT "A TOWEL"A woman shoots her husband, and he doesn't die, how is this possible?UMMMM... TOWEL!
lol...well I'm glad someone got me.


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