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5 Most horrifying bugs in the world
I don't know if half this shit is true, but it's fucking brilliant, best biology article i've ever read. rofl.
Kinda fuckin scary too http://www.cracked.com/article_15816...-in-world.html A small excerpt for you Africanized Honey Bee (Apis mellifera scutellata) From: South and Central America, the American Southwest Why you must fear it: You know how you can spot one of these? You can't. There is no physical way to determine the difference between an Africanized bee and a common European bee. None whatsoever. You can, however, easily tell the difference based on their behavior. Regular bees will give you about nine seconds of being too close to the hive before deciding you're a threat and then attacking you. So it's pretty easy to just walk past them without any screams. And if you do get them after you, they'll consider you to be 'chased off' after about 300 feet. Africanized bees do not roll this way. They give you half a second of being too close before they decide it is time to completely fuck your shit up and empty the entire hive--tens, maybe hundreds of thousands of angry, angry bees. When you run, flailing and crying and soiling yourself while screaming "JESUS CHRIST I'M COVERED IN BEES," they will chase you for over half a mile. |
im moving away from bugs... god that sucks
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I am genuinlly horriffied
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i love how they put it in terms i can understand 8)
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i couldnt get passed my fantasy of eating out that chick in the red snorg tee shirt on the side of the story...i guess i'll check the bugs later
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:help:bot fly...
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im so freaked out man
this is some scary a** s*** |
This aint a bug, but and arachnid (spider). And it would send me in to a little girl screaming panic.. LOL. This guy can sink his fangs into a toenail and inject his venom.. :eek:
Sydney Funnel-web Spider Atrax robustus Males of this large, aggressive, Australian species have the most toxic venom of all spiders. Painful bites can release a neurotoxin that could kill a person within 15 minutes; quick treatment with anti-venom can prevent fatalities. Top of page http://www.calacademy.org/exhibits/v...web_spider.jpg Photo byTRIP/Eric Smith |
Originally Posted by rebelyell
(Post 306086)
This aint a bug, but and arachnid (spider). And it would send me in to a little girl screaming panic.. LOL. This guy can sink his fangs into a toenail and inject his venom.. :eek:
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what about the brown recluse spider? thats right here in the good old usa
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Holy Shit!!!
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
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what about the brown recluse spider? thats right here in the good old usa
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yikes! those are some crazy nasty/scary bugs!
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 306133)
what about the brown recluse spider? thats right here in the good old usa
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I dont understand how they left out the Tailless Whip Scorpion.
By far the most ungodly creature on earth, it gets to be the size of a dinner plate http://animal-world.com/encyclo/rept...nWHSp_AP7I.jpg |
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The female Anopheles Mosquito (scientific name: Anopheles Stephensi) is considered the world's deadliest insect. This is because this mosquito is the sole carrier of the Malaria parasite which results to 400–900 million cases of fever and approximately one to three million deaths annually — this represents at least one death every 30 seconds.
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
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The female Anopheles Mosquito (scientific name: Anopheles Stephensi) is considered the world's deadliest insect. This is because this mosquito is the sole carrier of the Malaria parasite which results to 400–900 million cases of fever and approximately one to three million deaths annually — this represents at least one death every 30 seconds.
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now imagine if mosquitoes carried aids...or even worse ebola...wouldnt that be a bitch...
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Originally Posted by StreetRacer
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now imagine if mosquitoes carried aids...or even worse ebola...wouldnt that be a bitch...
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...bleh...
and aids/ebola mosquitos fails.... ebola kills in like..10 days ;x |
Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 306512)
lol.... NICE FIND. not to hijack, but that reminds me of something... This happened while i was in japan. One day i was rubbing my eye, it felt like something was in it. Finally i went to the mirror to see if i could see what was in my eye and thiere was this long stringy yellow thing, i grabbed some tweezers and pulled it out from my eye, it was wrapped all around the back. once i got it out i felt fine. Really grossed me out. Anyways, It happened again, i noticed that both times it happened was after i fed frozen bloodworm cubes to my snakeheads (as said, this was in japan, snakeheads are perfectly legal) Anyways, this time i went to the mirror and found a slight yellow string, i grabbed it with tweezers and pulled on it, one half of it had a clear film that stretched out and wrapped around the other side of my eye it was at that point i realized that after handling the bloodworms and touching my eye it caused the outer layer of skin to deteriorate, tear, and slough off (i love that, slough off, how horried sounding lol) It only happened one more time where i told somebody about it and they thought i was full of crap. So i did it intentionally to prove a point. The guy ended up vomiting. |
jack, that's really gross man. if i found some stringy thing on my eye, i would not just pull it out all by myself.
edit::especially after i realized it went all the way behind my eye. |
Originally Posted by lanmas23
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jack, that's really gross man. if i found some stringy thing on my eye, i would not just pull it out all by myself.
edit::especially after i realized it went all the way behind my eye. Thats because im Gangsta |
Originally Posted by StreetRacer
(Post 306071)
i couldnt get passed my fantasy of eating out that chick in the red snorg tee shirt on the side of the story...i guess i'll check the bugs later
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