Only in New York
 

merry group of kids get on a train....walking through cars saying merry christmas to everyone....2 people say happy hannukah (however you spell it) and the kids stomp the crap out of them....friggin awesome....cant make this stuff up

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_c..._one_of-1.html

man, i went to new york city over the summer and i fell asleep on a train. looking back on that, i'm glad i didn't get my throat slashed by some guy trying to take my money

if the terrorists have any kind of common sense...they'll nuke that place.

NYC is the city of evil.

thats just crazyness, the world has really gone for a down spin if you look it at a full circle

you need help badly.

its the small as any city they all have good and bad people.

ha thats messed up, cant we all get along.

on a side note, Streetracer: I quoted you in my sig.

Jesus dude, I can't imagine what you think of San Francisco!

im from ny
 

i work in the city and hang out there every once in a while. It is not as bad as you guys think it is. I have been on the subway at all hours of the night and parked my stang all over(cant say that, but in most parts). Yes i have seen people getting their cars broken into but wat can you say the guys are in and out of a car in a blink of an eye. Yes i have been pushed around while just walking to work by strangers but its part of being here, just make sure ur wallet is still in your poket J/k. its a great place. Always something new to see or do. Soon i hope 2 move there. Its great to go out with friends and hang out with girls from different states and countries every time you go out.

oh really, that's kinda funny...i once stopped in NYC at a gas station to ask for some directions, and the jackass behind the counter says to me

"what do i f**kin look like? Rand McNally?"

people don't make eye contact with you, have no manners, they walk around with an attitude, and they are a bunch of assholes.

F NYC.

yea i can c someone saying something like that lol. eye contact? dont kno about that, every1 looks straight forward and walks. only tourists walk slow, walk in your way, walk looking up, and get smart comments. i see people fall all the time and everyone just walks around them, if your lucky someone will help. cops dont even really help

when are you gonna realize that its you, guy? you rub the rest of the world wrong... wise man once said you can only say the rest of the world is crazy for so long before you have to take a good look in the mirror....simply put...youre an asshole and being an asshole makes you think that everyone else is an asshole...gotta get out of that rut....





but we all know its all an act (noone could be that big a dick) so its cool

you should meet me in person then...

lol.... you just cant write this shit.:smokin:

i'll admit it...im an asshole.

i think fat people should be sent to a place called "Fat Camp"...which is an island out in the pacific, where they feed you veggies only, and make you excercise a lot, until you learn to lose weight and feel good about yourself. If after 90 days you haven't lost at least 30 lbs...you get executed because you have just proved how entirely worthless you are.

people on welfare don't deserve welfare. just cause you're a dumb broad who can't stop screwing every guy in sight, and gets pregnant does not entitle you to welfare checks. keep your pants zipped up, stay in school, attend tech school or college, and get a job, make the money, have all the kids you want.

if you're on drugs, or sell, manufacture, distribute, or transport..you should get the death penatly...no appeals, no questions, no plea bargains, nothing...dead, die, burn in hell.

child molestors/pedophiles, rapists - if you are male, your genital should be removed with a dull knife, and the wound sealed up with hot wax. then your tongue should be cut out, and your hands cut off. that'll teach the sicko's not to do that stuff anymore. if you're female, a tube is extended from your urethra so you can pee, and your opening of your genitals are sewn shut permanently and sealed with hot wax.

if you murder someone in cold blood or partake in a violent crime...you get tortured daily by the prison guards...no more death penalty...you just get the hell beat of you every day, and a videotape of you getting beat is sent to the victims family on a yearly basis.

if you're a terrorist and you are captured - the US finds your family, they bring them to your cell, and they put a gun to the family members heads, and each one gets a bullet to the head until the terrorist decides to talk...if he doesn't talk...then full blown torture is excercised until the stinkin bastard does.

sue happy people - (like the little bastard who recently sued a tennessee school district because he was invited to a prayer group). unless your lawsuit concerns wrongful death, or severe personal phyical injury (broken bones, torn ligaments, head injuries, etc), your lawsuit is dismised, and your are stuck in stocks in the city square where people can throw soft food and spit on you for a week for being an idiot.

politicians - if you break your promises, abuse the privelege of your office, lie to the public, monger a war based on fallacies and might be's, violate the office of which you hold, or partake in unethical/immoral behavior, you are taken into the custody of the US Navy and keel hauled until you drown.

black people - if you cry to the ACLU, NAACP, or whatever for any reason of any kind whether fair or not, you will be forced to leave the country, and you will be exiled permanently. this is America, "land of the free"...if you don't like the way you are treated, then get the hell out and stay out.

illegal immigrants - if we catch you in our country and you don't have proof of citizenship...you get an immediate bullet to the head. no questions asked. if we catch you trying to cross into america, then you will get eliminated by a sniper you will never see.

if you get caught stealing you get both of your hands cutoff.

Dont forget the "'Are you f'in kidding me?' panel"

5 guys with common sence on a panel that gets to look for court cases that end up in the "Are you fucking kidding me?" realm, and apply some common sence and overturn the ruling

IE: the guy who fell off the roof while trying to breaking into a house that won a lawsuit against the homeowner, have his ass thrown in jail and pay for a new roof for the family he tried to sue

Or the chick who spilt coffee on her lap and won all that money. Tell her to get a clue and give the money back to macdonalds.

Or any of the other rediculous cases where people score big money by suing the shit out of somebody for no good reason.


and also kill all the laywers that help the people sue.


and throw Chris Hansen in jail just cause i dont like the guy.







and legalize pot.

amen to all that but no to the legalize pot ...pot just makes you act like an idiot.

i dunno. i hardly ever smoke the shit, but it makes more sence than achohol.

never seen anyone smoke pot and beat thier wife and kids.

never seen anyone on pot start random fights

etc...

alcohol is no excuse to beat your wife...and neither is pot. they're both dangerous and have side effects. i know a guy who smoked pot, then went to wal-mart and ran over a lady...the pot caused him not to be as alert as he shoulda been....he served 29 months in prison for it.

nobody said anything about excuses, however, my point remains, how often do you hear of a husband getting stoned and beating his wife?

odds are the husband is sitting on the couch watching cheetahs in HD take down gazelles in slow mo while eatching doritos.

If you ignore the fact that Pot is illegal, and you take a look at violent crimes im sure that the amount of violent crimes with achohol involved is astronomically higher than pot involved.

people need a way to get messed up. thank god we have beer.

budlight FTGDMFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i used to smoke pot in high school,but stopped and now im a 21 yr old district manager making 80k a year..soo now i know that "money makes a girls coochie go woot.woot"!!!

I think we should ban weak teams like Kansas from the BCS.

I agree with everything Mixedbreed says, even if he is an extremist on some of them. I might be cordial to them, but for the most part people just irritate the hell out of me.

wow, mixbreed is bringing out the true colors of some of you rednecks.

As fas as pot goes....I don't smoke the stuff, but I think it should be legal. Hell, smoking pot is probably better for you than smoking cigs.

this thread has gotten entertaining :D

guys lets remember..."buzz driving is drunk driving"

ha ha...thanks for the public service announcement McGruff the crime dog.

only you can prevent forest fires

Lol. hell yah it does