You Might Be a ricer if.....
 

You have more exhaust decibels than your engine has horsepower.

You ever painted your wheels to match the same color of your car.

You put your automatic car in neutral at every stoplight in order to roll it back and try to fool other people into thinking you have a manual transmission

The dealer laughs when you bring your car back in for service under warranty, and you've only had it 6 months...

Your tires / rims stick out from the lip of your car by more than 1".

You see cars like yours in a Shriner's Parade for Children and clowns are driving them.

You bring an empty Maxwell House coffee can with you to compare size when you shop for an aftermarket exhaust system.

You add a super tall rear wing, and a hundred pounds of aftermarket ground effects, neon and stereo yet you gut the interior and yank out the rear seat for weight savings.

Your rear wing AND your rear window have a third mount brake light...

You cut 4 coil springs and scrape the chassis on the ground. Sparks are cool when you corner at normal traffic speeds!

You install colored bulbs in your aftermarket clear lenses.

if you can fit your fist into your exhaust tip

You have more stereo WATTS than engine TORQUE!

If your tailpipe extension is the most expensive mod you’ve done to your engine yet.

EVERY car in your class has a turbo pushing double digits worth of boost.

You spent $5,000 on the engine and you can not out run a stock Camaro, Firebird, or Mustang

You think Nitrous Oxide on your Hyundai Sonata puts you in the same performance league as the Chevy Corvette.

If the 1970 Plymouth Daytona Superbird has a smaller spoiler than your car does.

If you claim that the aftermarket cold air intake system you just installed doubled your horsepower or took 2 or more seconds off of your 1/4 mile E/T.

You spent all night on the Internet trying to find a company that makes a turbocharger system for your Hyundai...

Your four cylinder has a dual exhaust system installed.

If you have stickers on your car for parts that you could not point out if asked where those parts are installed.

Your car has more decals than you do the quarter in seconds.

You lean your seat so far back when you are driving, that everytime you hit a bump, its your back and not your butt that hurts.

You have hydraulics and sixteen switches on a car you claim runs low 10s on the street and corners better than a Porsche.

You claim that you can get a titanium block for your engine.

If you have ever thought Hyundai and "performance" went hand in hand

If you've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your Sonata…

If you've removed more than 1/2 of the coils from your springs by cutting them yourself ...

You claim that polishing your intake gave you 5hp.

You ever claimed that high gas mileage made your car superior in performance to V8s.

You think yellow plastic interior trim makes your car cool

You spend $500 for a giant hand welded tube for a muffler with the weld marks extremely visible

If you lower your car and add ground effects but retain the stock 14inch wheels with disc style wheel covers

If you equate the sound of performance with the sound of a Weed Eater™

You drive a Ford Escort station wagon with Kanji, wide tires, and Limp Bizkit stickers on the rear hatch

You claim you lost because you missed a shift... and your car is an automatic.

Flying past the person who is 10 car lengths in front of you after they have put on their brakes.. and claim a victory.

after losing you flip your opponent off... rev your motor and fail to break the wheels loose even around a corner.

Tell everyone about how you lost the cop because of your "driving skills".

you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate."

drive around in a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents.

LOL! thats grate i like the part about the white kid the best.:hahaha:


you are a white kid driving an import.. wear baggy pants/hat turned around, walk with a fake limp and end every sentence with "yew know wha I'm sayin? Relate."

chuckle...you also might be a ricer if you do all this to a mustang:
Roush Spoiler
Saleen Sideskirts
Cobra Wheels (done)
03 Cobra Front Bumper
Stalker Ram Air Hood
GT "Stock" Rear Bumper
Mach 1 Grille Delete (done)
Bullitt Sidescoops (done)


lol...j/k

you would have a legitimate claim if i had a xenon, or spyder body kit, and some undercarriage neons.

but im staying with all "official heritage" mustang stuff :D

Cept the stalker hood^^ lol

+1, thats not official nor does it look good or is even a real ram air hood.

um...look at the 71 boss...or mach1's...they had a ram air style hood.

the scoops are functional cause it lets a little more air to cool the engine a few degrees

try this on for size...maybe the stalker hood isn't exactly mustang, but you can't tell me the old mach 1's and boss's didn't have ram air hoods

I didn't say they didn't have ram air hoods, they just never had something as oogly as the Stalker hood..have you considered a Mach 1 hood /w a shaker setup? Those are b-e-a-utiful.

or you might be a ricer if your mod list looks like this lol

Pair of Flowmaster 40 Series Dual Chamber Mufflers
3.5" Gibson Tips
5% Window Tint all the way around
Smoked Headlights w/ Clear Side Markers
Mach 1 Grille Delete Kit
9" Billet Radio Antenna
03 Chrome Cobra Wheels
17x10.5" Wheels on the back
17x9" Wheels on the rear
315/35/ZR17 BFGoodrich T/A KD's on the rear
275/45/ZR17 BFGoodrich T/A KD's on the front
Eibach Sportline Lowering Springs (2" drop in front/rear)
Pro 5.0 Short Throw Shifter
Bullitt Side Scoops
GT Logo Coin Holder Delete
8000K High Intensity Discharge Light Kit
05+ Shifter Knob
Pioneer 5900IB Aftermarket CD/MP3/AM/FM Head Unit
Ipod 20GB MP3 Player w/ CD-I20o Pioneer Ipod Cable (pre-loaded w/ 4000+ Songs)
Sirius Satellite Pioneer Compatible Tuner
Custom Homemade Subwoofer Enclosure
Alpine MRP-M850 Monochannel Class D Amplifier (800W RMS x 1 @ 2 ohms)
2 - 12" Kicker Dual Voice Coil 07CVR122 CompVR Subwoofers - 2ohm
Ultra Linear 7 Band Graphic Equalizer
Redline Tuning Gas Hood Struts
Sound Destroyer Mat (100 sq. feet, 50 mil) installed in trunk, under back seat, on floor pan.
MAC Performance Straight Shot Cold Air Intake

so far around $5K in it give or take

don't care too much for the mach 1 hood/shaker. i like the stalker hood.

you might be a ricer because you have gay lookin scoops that stick 10 feet out from the car on your rear 1/4 glass.

please get ride of those...they look like ass, and so do those ventshades on the back glass. your mustang isn't a 1969 Boss 429.

jeebus...mixedbreed...is that your mods list??

hahahaha

so far...getting ready to add 3.73's to that list in a couple weeks!!! woot!

i wonder what my laundry list would look like or r3ds and venoms for that matter :eek:

Fake ass Non Functional stalker ram air hood FTL!..

why is it called a RAM AIR hood if it foesent actually do anything? Should be "Stalker Ram Air Appearance Hood"

FUNCTIONAL FTMFW!

http://a870.ac-images.myspacecdn.com...15e1b9f41d.jpg

blah blah blah :rolleyes:

Bash B-Rett for being unique ftw! Rofl.

Hard headed again.. functional > everything else

i was noticing the large amount of appearance and audio items...

louvers FTW!! Funny list!

louvers FTG! (for the gay).

the only good louvers I've seen are the ones that are flush on the 05+

Louvers are sick if you get the right ones.

http://www.highhorseperformance.com/image/4935618.JPG

yeah i kind of like them i think they look better on the 05+.

didnt you accuse me of knowing nothing about mustangs?? what are ventshades??? And are 1969 boss 429's the only car aloud to have louvers?

and im not sure but GT500 scoops last i checked were not ricer, and i prob get about 1 PM every few weeks wondering where i got those hideous things, but im sure you prob get pm's weekly wondering where you got your billet shorty antenna also lol

thanks i guess all of us dont have stock show stoppers like MIXEDBREED

i looked at those, had them both on the car. I didn't like how they went over the roof line and didn't go all the way down the window. Also they were a bitch to get on and off the car, the louvers i have now are on hinges and come off in seconds....woulda liked if the metal ones were better quality tho cause they do look better