Twas the Night Before Rice!
 

was the night before Christmas and caught at the light,
Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight,
I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor,
To beat this damn Mustang, even with its big blower,
As the light goes green and I pull like no joke,
The Mustang erupts in clouds of tire smoke,
Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin,
These are the names of my four VTEC pistons,
Racing ahead I’m the star of the action,
But I know I’m in trouble when the V8 gets traction,
Grabbing second, I hear the RPM’s sing,
My mirror is blocked by my shopping kart wing,
I now hear the roar of the big monster gaining,
All I can do is keeping the four-banger straining,
In a second, the shock wave hits with a blast,
And my stickers go flying now a thing of the past,
Don’t bother with third, cause now it’s too late,
Just try to act cool, like you can relate,
Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller,
The driver backs off just to give me a holler,
"You can’t win them all, or with a 9' foot wing"
"You may not win any at all, in that silly thing,"

I believe this was posted around last christmas too, always a good chuckle.

LOL!

Reposterino...

hahahaha.

haha thats a good one.

new to me. LOL.

so those cute little 4.6l v8s are faster than four bangers eh? wanna race:salook:



haha..kidding..good read, and i'm no ricer..in fact i'm thinking of taking my wing off :O

wing doesn't always = rice. It's the ugly Bullwinkle wings that can't be functional, poorly installed on FWD cars that drives me nuts. If it actually worked they'd lose traction on the DRIVE WHEELS hahaha.

Guess I'm biased though... I have a shopping cart wing on my stang.

Take it off.

+1

yeah...at about 120 the evo wing starts generating a boat load of downforce. you can tell a big difference with and without the wing at speeds of 120 +

but this looks so cool!

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Sweet car, but knowing your driving record with the stang I sure hope you aren't driving 120+

r3dn3ck....LOL. I've seen your car around and that wing is pretty big. Sweet looking ride though

I love my Honda like I love my ganja ...
I'll smoke ya V8 like I smoke marijuana

Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda civic has a 4 cylinder Vtec

When I go out people wanna see my ride ...
They always stare at the "Type R" on the side

I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look ...
My windshield wiper lights that off tha f**kin hook

I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times ...
When I rip a new track I'm stunnin' on my rhymes

My exhaust turned sideways with a 5 inch tip ...
I raced a Z06 and took home his pink slip

I got a new spoiler from J. C. Whitney ...
It's a 15 inch double-stack worth every penny

APC decals and two racing stripes ...
4 neon blue daytime running lights

When I take off tha front tires go up in smoke ...
And chevy's with 350's ain't nothing but a joke

Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights ...
Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night

Don't mess with tha Vtec cause it'll send ya home ...
Cryin lika fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone

When ya see my comin get outta my way ...
I gotta cruise tha mall cause you know its Friday

I doing loud fly-bys all down tha highway ...
Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways

If you wanna race ya ass will get tossed ...
I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust

I'm gonna leave your ass in a world on pain ...
My adrenaline rushin with tha rice in my veins

Nutra slam it in drive when the light turns green ...
And I'll eat a Saleen like ya momma's lean cusine

I got another victory in the "domestic basher" ...
I'll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers

When ya lost you called me a cheater ...
Ya just couldn't hang with the 1.6 liter

Tha Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car ...
You'll be sayin to ya self “damn is that a type R"


Don't mess with Hondas cause they're outta ya class ...
I wait till ya get beside me trying ta pass

Let ya hear tha Vtec when I step on tha gas ...
Next thing ya know your ass is finishin last

I fix you a "Type R" burger with some Vtec sauce ...
You're ass will be fired cause Honda is tha boss

Is NOT called nitrous tha s*it is called called NOS ...
You should know by now your life is a loss

It's about time you stop driving all them wrecks ...
Get a job at Hardees and save all ya checks

Or sue KFC for falling on ya neck ...
And when you get paid buy yourself a Vtec

i know this is a repost but i think this is what pcola is trying to say.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLrRvW4KAxg