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I swear to God... I have the worst fuckin luck...

Heres my day in a nutshell.

1. Driving down the road, suddenly get what feels like a very bad misfire.
2. Driving down the road, motor starts to knock... BAD
3. Driving down the road, old woman changes lanes and hits brakes. I rear end her.
4. I get my first ticket because of stupid old woman driver.
5. Johnny goes back to jail.

Why? Wtf do I do to deserve this shit...

Ok... so I spun a bearing. Motor is fucked... Took 217,775 miles... but it is finally dead. 306 will take its place. I wanna get the front wheels off the ground. he he.

The old woman was in the right lane. I was in the left. She stopped liking the right lane. And she decided pushing her brakes to the floor for no reason at all was a good idea to do in the rain. And thats what she did. And I fucked her car up. My car is fine... lol, built ford tough.

Cops let me off real easy. I have no inspection, no proof of insurance, no front plate, one wiper, and a more... They gave me a careless driving. Because they have to... I'll go to court, plead not guilty...

Now I have to find a car...

damn dude!

fuckin sucks to be you

eh... got a few grand coming my way... Might as well pick up a new toy...

I'm thinking I'll find a jeep... something I can take out in the pines in the snow... got 3 cars... might as well make it 4... lol

A man can't have too many toys!!!!

Especially broken ones!

lol:D

Funny cause its true... rofl

sounds like a bad situation turned good

walks away... doesn't say a word.

you have had some bad luck.

it always sucks to be greg...